Post by STEEV XXIV: STEVETTE'S REVENGE on Jun 8, 2011 8:41:09 GMT -5
June 7th:
Lucky: OK THER IT IS
STEEV: LINK ME, BABY
Lucky: MORE WINDWAKER
Lucky: DO IT
<TBC> Linx entered chat.
Shvitzel: HAI AUSTRALIA MAN!
Jonny Torso: OK
Jonny Torso: NINTENDO SOUND WORKING
<TBC> Linx: sup suh
<TBC> Linx: finally
Patroclus Rex: hey you guys want Skyward Sword and Ocarina of Time right?
<TBC> Linx: I liked the backwards talking
Patroclus Rex: LOL TOO BAD WAND OF GAMELON 3D
Jonny Torso: I see
Jonny Torso: old zelda games
STEEV: I see
Jonny Torso: inb4 windwaker spoiler
STEEV: things I don't care about
Captain Ped0bear: WINDWAKER DAMNIT
Lucky: I SEE SO MANY BODIES NOT READY
Shvitzel: I want this music
STEEV: A TRIFORCE ATE HER FACE
Patroclus Rex: ZELDA'S LULLABY
Lucky: GOD I HAVE TO GET MY WW BACK
Patroclus Rex: FUCK YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAH
Lucky: BEST
<TBC> Linx: nom nom
Lucky: ZELDA
Lucky: EVER
Jonny Torso: Wind waker?
Lucky: ya
Shvitzel agrees with Linx
Jonny Torso: I don't remember TP looking that good
STEEV: What is this weeaboo nonsense
Jonny Torso: I remember
Jonny Torso: more jaggies
Lucky: HYRULE FEILD THEME
STEEV: I remember more goldeneye
Jonny Torso: lol
Shvitzel: This has already bested Microsoft so hard
STEEV: and more perfect dark
Jonny Torso: GOLDENEYE WII 2
Lucky: &
Lucky: ^^^^
Patroclus Rex: I HATE THIS PARTICULAR HYRULE FIELD THEME
Lucky: what scvitz said
Jonny Torso: VOTEBAN
Jonny Torso: BOATVAN
Lucky: PARTYVAN
Lucky: UNTZ
STEEV: NOPE
Captain Ped0bear: NIGGERVAN
Shvitzel: .......
Lucky: WAIT
STEEV: WILD TRIFORCE APPEARED
Shvitzel: voteban indeed
Lucky: SYWARD SWORD
Patroclus Rex: NO
Patroclus Rex: OH GOD
<TBC> Linx: wtf mate
Patroclus Rex: THERE IT IS
<TBC> Linx: what is that?
STEEV: NINTENDO USED MORE ZELDA GAMES
Jonny Torso: SHIT'S PRETTY
Lucky: WAT
STEEV: ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE
Lucky: SHE IS FALL
Shvitzel: xD
Lucky: THEN EAT
Jonny Torso: HATERS GONNA HATE
STEEV: CASUALS GAVE UP ALL THEIR MONEY
<TBC> Linx: llink used jump
Jonny Torso: HATERS
<TBC> Linx: attack missed
Jonny Torso: GONNA HATE
Shvitzel: SHE DONE GOT ATE
STEEV: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Jonny Torso: le ffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
STEEV: Wake me up when link grows a pair.
Lucky: hnnnnnnggggggg
Patroclus Rex: SHIGERUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Captain Ped0bear: how can he
Lucky: HHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG
Captain Ped0bear: he keeps getting turned into a kid
STEEV: EXACTLY
Lucky: I LOVE YOU MIYAMOTO
Lucky: HAVE MY BABIES
STEEV: Shush, weeaboo
<TBC> Linx: looking fly
Lucky: yay he's talking
Jonny Torso: his english is worse than 2001
STEEV: HOW EVERYONE AND WELCOME
Jonny Torso: oh lol
Patroclus Rex: HERRO EVERYNYAN
STEEV: AV AHSKAMENANANAGHEN
Lucky: lol translators
Shvitzel: I understood some of the Japanese at Sony's conference.
Shvitzel: Let's see how this goes today
Patroclus Rex: ZERUDA KAWAII DESU
Jonny Torso: It's also metroid's 25th
Patroclus Rex: UGUU~7
Jonny Torso: MORE METROID
Jonny Torso: ?
Jonny Torso: GIMME
Patroclus Rex: uguuuuuu
<TBC> Linx: meeeee 2
Lucky: MUSIC YOU SAY
Lucky: MAKE CD OF MUSIC
STEEV: Ib4 new zelda game is a music game
Lucky: DO IT
Lucky: I;LL TAKE 20
Jonny Torso: BUYING 10 COPIES
<TBC> Linx: efffff
Patroclus Rex: MAKE CD
Patroclus Rex: CAKE MD
Captain Ped0bear: ZELDA HERO
Patroclus Rex: DR CAKE MD
Shvitzel: WII ZELDA MUSIC
Jonny Torso: ORCARANA HERO
STEEV: If any of you zelda fans do not ALREADY have all the music.
Lucky: WAT
Lucky: NO
Lucky: NO
<TBC> Linx: wtf
Lucky: NO
Lucky: NO
STEEV: I will slap you
Jonny Torso: oh
Jonny Torso: ok
Jonny Torso: that was fixed
Jonny Torso: Xd
Captain Ped0bear: lol
Jonny Torso: inb4 wii music 3
Jonny Torso: er
Jonny Torso: 2
Lucky: YES
Lucky: MORE MUSIC
Lucky: I HAVE AN ERECTION FOR THI
Lucky: S
STEEV: induring Ocarina Band
Jonny Torso: inb4 skyward sword uses orchestrated music
Captain Ped0bear: hey
Jonny Torso: OH
Jonny Torso: HERE WE GO
MASK de Smith entered chat.
Shvitzel: That a conductor was necessary for that is hilarious
Patroclus Rex: DA DA DA DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
STEEV: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
<TBC> Linx: slurge
Jonny Torso: IT'S
Lucky: IT'S DANGEROUS TO GO ALONE TAKE THIS
STEEV: Okay
Jonny Torso: BEAUTIFUL
STEEV: right now
Jonny Torso: CIRCLEJERK
Lucky: calling it
Lucky: Nintendo take the cake again
Shvitzel: Will import from Japan, just like Galaxy soundtrack
Patroclus Rex: DA DA DA DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Jonny Torso: HERE COMES A GAME
STEEV: Alexand Brandon and Frank Klepacky need to parachute from the ceiling with flamethrowers.
Jonny Torso: oh
Captain Ped0bear: lol
Jonny Torso: oh wow
Jonny Torso: what
<TBC> Linx: wtf
Jonny Torso: oh
Jonny Torso: I SEE
Jonny Torso: WHAT THEY DID THAR
<TBC> Linx: orchestra
<TBC> Linx: get on that
Jonny Torso: I was expecting him to take the console out there
Jonny Torso: ...
Jonny Torso: XD
<TBC> Linx: haha
STEEV: me2
<TBC> Linx: perfect
Shvitzel: Same Jonny
Captain Ped0bear: little chinaman getting verry excite
Shvitzel: ........
Patroclus Rex: that guy doesn't speak japanese
Jonny Torso: OH
Lucky: WUT
Jonny Torso: SNAP
Lucky: YES
Lucky: OH SHIT
Patroclus Rex: he was just saying the songs he wanted
Jonny Torso: oh
Jonny Torso: eshop
<TBC> Linx: splurge
Jonny Torso: >doesn't have 3Ds
Patroclus Rex: YESSS
<TBC> Linx: I dont either
Lucky: >never played links awakening
<TBC> Linx: cant decided if I want it or not...
Patroclus Rex: i never played Link's Awakening either
STEEV: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Jonny Torso: After Vita
Jonny Torso: is $250
<TBC> Linx: it's tight yo
Patroclus Rex: now when i actally get a 3DS
Jonny Torso: I dunno
Patroclus Rex: I CAN
Lucky: just get a rom
Patroclus Rex: oh yeah
Patroclus Rex: yeah i'll probably do that
STEEV: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
<TBC> Linx: or gamestop it's like $5 if you can find it
Lucky: YES
Lucky: MQ MODE
Shvitzel: Holy shit, I actually understand a lot of this Japanese.
Patroclus Rex: yay master wuest
Patroclus Rex: OH GOD BOSS CHALLENGE
STEEV: WEEABOO
Jonny Torso: DSI
Jonny Torso: what
Jonny Torso: OH
Jonny Torso: WHAT
<TBC> Linx: oh shit
Jonny Torso: FUCK
Lucky: WAT
Jonny Torso: I DON'T HAVE A DSI
Lucky: OH GOD
Lucky: DAMMIT
<TBC> Linx: I WANT IT
Jonny Torso: WHAT ABOUT MY DSLITE
STEEV: Wasn't that already out?
Lucky: BRB RUNNING OUT AND BUYING A 3DS
Shvitzel: HOLY SHIT
Shvitzel: NEED 3DS
Jonny Torso: tomorrow
Captain Ped0bear: lol
Jonny Torso: oh
Jonny Torso: ..
Jonny Torso: hmm
<TBC> Linx: gimme a date fool
STEEV: zzzzzzzzzzz
Lucky: FREE 4 SWOOOOOOOOOOOOOORDS
Shvitzel: Wii confirmed
Patroclus Rex: i'm going to play the shit out of skyward sword
Patroclus Rex: then probably trade in my wii
Lucky: GOLD REMOTE YOU SAY
Jonny Torso: hmm
STEEV: I'm going to play the shit out of ignore nintendo.
Jonny Torso: already have 4 controllers
Shvitzel: That is pretty though
Lucky: I have two
Lucky: but
Shvitzel: Depends if it'll work with Cafe
Lucky: my wii's still broke
Jonny Torso: trailer now?
Jonny Torso: demo?
Jonny Torso: oh god
Jonny Torso: last year's demo
Jonny Torso: xD
<TBC> Linx: something
Shvitzel: xD
<TBC> Linx: too much talking
Jonny Torso: AND NOW METROID
<TBC> Linx: BOOM
Jonny Torso: please?
STEEV: AND NOW TRIBES UNIVERSE
STEEV: wot
Lucky: OH GOD CONCERTS
Lucky: DO WANT
Jonny Torso: AND NOW DEUS EX 3
STEEV: waaaaat
Patroclus Rex: AND NOW POKEMON GREY
Shvitzel: CONCERT
Lucky: I WILL GO TO ALL OF THEM
Shvitzel: CONCERT
Shvitzel: CONCERT
Shvitzel: /gasm
Lucky: ^
Jonny Torso: NEED TO FIND EQUALLY NERDY FRIENDS
Shvitzel: Come to Chicago!
STEEV: *traises hand*
Patroclus Rex: MUST GO
Patroclus Rex: HE SAID EUROPE
Jonny Torso: hmm
Patroclus Rex: HELL YES
Lucky: WHY IS EVERYTHING SO FAR AWAY
Jonny Torso: conert eh?
STEEV: Go away europe.
Lucky: FUCK TENNESSEE
Lucky: OH GOD
Lucky: OH
Lucky: GOD
Shvitzel: CD!
Lucky: HHHNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG
Jonny Torso: AH FUCK THIS I DON'T HAVE A 3DS
Lucky: SHIT MUST BUY IT
STEEV: DONT YOU PEOPLE ALREADY HAVE THE MUSIC?
??
Patroclus Rex: HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG
Lucky: GONNA BUY IT AWYAY
Patroclus Rex: i do but still
Shvitzel: xD
Lucky: IT COEMS WITH AN ORCARAINA
Patroclus Rex: HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG
Shvitzel: ^wat Lucky said
Jonny Torso: >orchestrated
Lucky: GET IT ANYWAY
Lucky: AND POSSIBLY LINKS HAT
STEEV: OH YEAH ACTIVITIES IM IN KINDERGARTEN
Lucky: NEW ZELAND GOT THE HAT
Lucky: WE SHOULD TOO
Lucky: BUT NOW UK
Lucky: *NOT UK
Captain Ped0bear: ITT Lucky uses the hat to fap
Lucky: nou
Patroclus Rex: FUCK YOU LUCKY
Patroclus Rex: YOU CRAZY YANK
Jonny Torso: inb4 kogima
Jonny Torso: kojima
Jonny Torso: XD
Lucky: where is kojima
Patroclus Rex: you americans
STEEV: New Theory: This conference is a cover for the secret invasion of the US by a million japanese comandos disguised as game developers.
Lucky: what the fuck
Patroclus Rex: pronounce mario so weird
<TBC> Linx: efffffffffffff
Captain Ped0bear: lol
Jonny Torso: and
Jonny Torso: now 3DS games
Jonny Torso: or zelda trailer
Lucky: ok
<TBC> Linx: something
Patroclus Rex: now POKEMON GREY
Captain Ped0bear: nope
Captain Ped0bear: no gameplay
Jonny Torso: NOW WII MUSIC 2
STEEV: POKEMON RAINBOW BUTTSEX VERSION
Lucky: gonna get OoT and register it
STEEV: :/
Illu entered chat.
Captain Ped0bear left chat.
Lucky: to get cd
Jonny Torso: illu you late
Illu: what'd I miss?
MASK de Smith bop illu
Shvitzel: Oh crap, the master weaboo
Jonny Torso: why you late
Illu: :<
Lucky: NO BODY WANTS AN ILLU
<TBC> Linx: fuck illlu
STEEV: You missed some weeaboo nonsense/
Jonny Torso: YOU MISSED CAFE
Jonny Torso: I MEAN WIENER BEAR
Illu: so
Illu: nothing of value was missed
<TBC> Linx: no
Patroclus Rex: ILLU YOU MISSED THE BEST ANNOUNCEMENT EVER
<TBC> Linx: so much talking
Jonny Torso: slight amounts of zelda footage
Patroclus Rex: LITERALLY
<TBC> Linx: sooooo much talking
Patroclus Rex: WE CAN'T EVEN
Jonny Torso: DANCE
Patroclus Rex: TELL YOU
Lucky: IWATA
Jonny Torso: DANCE IWATA DANCE
Patroclus Rex: IT WAS THAT AMAZING
Illu: wat
Lucky: DANCE
Jonny Torso: lol
Jonny Torso: >we did not sell software
<TBC> Linx: cafe
Jonny Torso: so
STEEV: Go 'way, get reggie
Jonny Torso: we make real games
<TBC> Linx: here it comes
Lucky: >where wii play
Lucky: i c wut u did thar
Shvitzel: Iwata: dropping da bomb
Jonny Torso: Thew nintendo "We"
Jonny Torso: XD
Jonny Torso: OH
Jonny Torso: SNAP
Jonny Torso: GIMME GAMECUBE 2
Patroclus Rex: ah what was it
Patroclus Rex: it borked
Jonny Torso: GAMEBOX
Patroclus Rex: OH GOD IT'S A GUY
Lucky: Iwata what do you have up your sleve...
Jonny Torso: ALSDKJF;ALSDKFJAL;SDKFJASL;DKFJ
Captain Ped0bear entered chat.
Jonny Torso: DEEPR
Jonny Torso: LIGHTER
Lucky: WIDER
Jonny Torso: h
<TBC> Linx: DEEEPER
Jonny Torso: wider
Lucky: I'LL SHOW YOU DEEPER
Patroclus Rex: DEEPER
Lucky: AND WIDER
Patroclus Rex: HARDER
<TBC> Linx: mmmmmh deepp
Shvitzel: xD
Patroclus Rex: FASTER
Jonny Torso: ERECTIN A BONER
Lucky: HNNNNGGG
Lucky: come on...
Jonny Torso: wider appeal
Jonny Torso: more casuals
Jonny Torso: lol
Lucky: penis jokes
Patroclus Rex: CASUAKS==LS
Jonny Torso: SHOW ME THE MONEY
Patroclus Rex: CASUALLLLLLS
Patroclus Rex: CASUAAAAAAAAAAAAALS
Lucky: DAMMIT
Jonny Torso: MOTHERFUKER
<TBC> Linx: effffffffffffffffffff
Jonny Torso: LASDKFJAL;SDKFJ;ASLDKFJASDL;KFJASL;DKFJ
Patroclus Rex: FUCKING CASUALS
Lucky: GODDAMMIT IWATA
<TBC> Linx: got ya bitch
Patroclus Rex: GAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Shvitzel: xD
Shvitzel: Such a tease
Jonny Torso: TEASE SOMETHING
Lucky: WE DUN GOT IWATA'D
Jonny Torso: SHOW A SCREENSHOT
Jonny Torso: FOR HALF A FRAME
Jonny Torso: I DON'T CARE
Lucky: we got iwata'd hard
Jonny Torso: TELL US THE FUCKIN' NAME
Shvitzel: It's Iwata. He's the console
Jonny Torso: oh shit
<TBC> Linx: stop tallking
Shvitzel: An Iwata for every living room!
Lucky: I;d buy it
Jonny Torso: megaton
<TBC> Linx: AND SHOW ME YO TITTIES
Lucky: wait
Jonny Torso: 3DS
STEEV: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Lucky: did he say 3d?
Jonny Torso: MARIO
Jonny Torso: KART
Lucky: VROOOOOOOOOOOM
Jonny Torso: wtf
Jonny Torso: how
Patroclus Rex: WHAT
Lucky: WAT
<TBC> Linx: wft
Lucky: HANG GLIDERS
Jonny Torso: that effect sorta worked
Shvitzel: That screen is fucking kickass
STEEV: WELL THAT WAS EXCITING
<TBC> Linx: pioletwings mario kart
Lucky: YES
Lucky: YES
Lucky: Y
Lucky: YES
STEEV: . . .
Lucky: GO FOX
Jonny Torso: PORT OF 64
Patroclus Rex: FURRYS==IES
STEEV: gtfo
Patroclus Rex: FURRIES
Jonny Torso: WHO GIVES A FUCK
Lucky: WAT
Lucky: THEY JSUT DID THAT
Patroclus Rex: BARREL ROLL
Lucky: DO A BARREL ROLL
Lucky: DO A BARREL ROLL
Lucky: DO A BARREL ROLL
DO A BARREL ROLL
DO A BARREL ROLL
DO A BARREL ROLL
DO A BARREL ROLL
DO A BARREL ROLL DO A BARREL ROLL
DO A BARREL ROLL
STEEV: FUCKKING BARREL RAAAAAL
Jonny Torso: racoon
Jonny Torso: RACOON
Patroclus Rex: OH SHIT
Patroclus Rex: TANOOKIS
Lucky: YES
Patroclus Rex: TANOOKIS ERRWHERE
Jonny Torso: WTFBBQ
<TBC> Linx: effff
Jonny Torso: oh
Lucky: PIIIIIIIIT
Jonny Torso: icarus
Lucky: PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
Patroclus Rex: OH BOY
Jonny Torso: this is not metroid
Jonny Torso: LUIGI
Lucky: YES
Lucky: YES
Lucky: TYES
Lucky: TES
Lucky: TES
Jonny Torso: 'S MANSION
Jonny Torso: OMG
Lucky: HHHNNG
Lucky: ASTHNRJKEW
Jonny Torso: ASDFLAKSDFJL;AKSDJFL;ASKDFJASDF
Jonny Torso: SDFJASDF
Patroclus Rex: WEEGEE
Jonny Torso: AJSDFJA
Jonny Torso: SDFJA
<TBC> Linx: OH SHITTT
Patroclus Rex: WEEGEEEEEEE
Lucky: MY BODY IS READY
<TBC> Linx: NO FUCK
Shvitzel: <3
Jonny Torso: SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY
Lucky: ^^^^^^^^^^^^
Patroclus Rex: TAKE IT
<TBC> Linx: bout to go buy me a 3ds
Patroclus Rex: TAKE ALL THE MONEY
Patroclus Rex: TAKE IT ALLLLLLL
Lucky: MANSION
STEEV: JUST GIVE ME A NEW GHOSTBUSTERS MOVIE
Lucky: YES
Jonny Torso: REGGI
Lucky: OH GOD
Jonny Torso: LOOOOL
Lucky: HHHHHHHHH NNNGGGG
Shvitzel: So, one new game in there. And I don't even fucking care.
Patroclus Rex: MY BODY IS REGGIE
Lucky: MY BODY IS READT
Jonny Torso: dat music
Shvitzel: <3
Shvitzel: <3
Jonny Torso: so here's
Lucky: did they just play ruby?
Jonny Torso: POKEMON
Shvitzel: You want...deeper and wider.
Patroclus Rex: yes Lucky
Patroclus Rex: they did
Jonny Torso: you want
Lucky: RUBAY RUBAY RUBAY RUBAY
Jonny Torso: shrooms
Jonny Torso: so
Patroclus Rex: REGGIE REGGIE REGGIE REGGIE
Lucky: I like that song
Patroclus Rex: AHAHAHAH
Jonny Torso: we're giving away shrooms with every new 3DS
Jonny Torso: STOP TEASING ME
Patroclus Rex: several WAREZ
Jonny Torso: SHOW ME YOUR MOVES
Shvitzel: We know they're gonna talk, we know they're gonna tease.
Jonny Torso: reggie be fuckin' up his speach
Lucky: who cares
Lucky: it's reggie
Jonny Torso: GIMME SOME FUCKING TRAILERS
Shvitzel: NO U
STEEV: Reggie be putting me to sleep
Illu: tell me when they talk about something interesting
Jonny Torso: me gusta
Patroclus Rex: MARIO KART
Illu: and I'll go back and watch again
Lucky: IS MY BODY READY YET
Jonny Torso: where's pikmin
Illu: also
Illu: Nintendo
Jonny Torso: tricked out
Lucky: TRIPPIN BALLS
Illu: has gone full furrie
Illu: ;_;
<TBC> Linx: tricked out yo
Patroclus Rex: THAT SOUNDS SHIT PRONOUNCED BY AN AMERICAN
<TBC> Linx: coins
Lucky: WHERE'S RAINBOW ROAD
<TBC> Linx: ohhh effff
STEEV: HOLY CRAP ITS JUST MARIO KART AGAIN
Patroclus Rex: COINS
Patroclus Rex: WHAT
Lucky: zubat
Jonny Torso: I have played many of these levels before
Shvitzel: Sonic
STEEV: BRING BACK DOUBLE DASH OR GTFO
Lucky: IT'S ZUBATS
Jonny Torso: HANG
Lucky: sut
Jonny Torso: GLIDERS
<TBC> Linx: effffffff
<TBC> Linx: why
Jonny Torso: WHY NOT
Lucky: wat
Patroclus Rex: OH JESUS FUCK
Jonny Torso: I'm expecting some wave race shit
Jonny Torso: nope
<TBC> Linx: submarine
Lucky: SUBMARINES VEHICLES
Jonny Torso: submarines
<TBC> Linx: oh damn
Shvitzel: Diddy Kong Racing...I would like to play that again.
Jonny Torso: lol
Jonny Torso: ^^^
Shvitzel: Hovercraft Love
Jonny Torso: oh
Patroclus Rex: oh wow
Jonny Torso: customizable vehicles
Illu: Diddy Kong was awesome
Jonny Torso: this is new
Patroclus Rex: OH WOW
Lucky: HOVERCRAFT SUCKED
Lucky: PLANE FTW
STEEV: Didn't you know? All go-carts now come with hang gliders. It's to help the niggers escape DA POLEEC
Captain Ped0bear: lol
Lucky: FUCK DA PO-LICE
Patroclus Rex: WAHAHA
Jonny Torso: I saw like
Jonny Torso: 2 new levels
Patroclus Rex: ENTIRELY
STEEV: MARIOKART
Jonny Torso: DATES
Patroclus Rex: ENTIRELY ew==new
Jonny Torso: GIVE ME THEM
STEEV: NOW WITHOUT KARTS
Shvitzel: Levels seem bigger relattive to the carts though, seems like some interesting variations.
Shvitzel: Just nothing that new
Patroclus Rex: ENTIRELY new
Lucky: HHHNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG
Jonny Torso: ahhh starbox
Jonny Torso: 64
Jonny Torso: again
Patroclus Rex: COCK PIT
Patroclus Rex: FURRIES
<TBC> Linx: oh no
Lucky: UNCUL AAAAAAAAANDROOOOOOOOOOOS
Jonny Torso: >tilt sucks
<TBC> Linx: yeaaaaa
Jonny Torso: >see cellphone games
<TBC> Linx: dunno bout that
<TBC> Linx: ahahaha
<TBC> Linx: awesome
Jonny Torso: oh
Jonny Torso: shit
Patroclus Rex: DO A BARREL ROLL
Jonny Torso: ooooook that's cool
STEEV: . . . .
Jonny Torso: playin' naked
Shvitzel: GOOD THING I SOUND LIKE SLIPPY!
Captain Ped0bear: wat
STEEV: Okay, this dumb.
Jonny Torso: ...seems late
Illu: JONNY PLAYIN' NEKKID
Jonny Torso: AWWWWWW YEAH
Jonny Torso: pokeman
Jonny Torso: ok
Lucky: NEKINDO
Jonny Torso: fine
Jonny Torso: mario
Jonny Torso: SHOW ME THE FOOTAGE
Patroclus Rex: POKEMON GREY
Patroclus Rex: no wait
Patroclus Rex: POKEMON MARIO VERSION
Illu: wat
STEEV: NINTENDO CONFERENCE MORE LIKE RE-RELEASES EXTRAVAGANZA 2011
<TBC> Linx: here we go
Lucky: not super mario 64 3d/
Jonny Torso: HERE WE GO
Jonny Torso: looks like galaxy
Jonny Torso: brb changing pants
Patroclus Rex: OH FUCK IT'S THOSE GUYS AGAIN
Lucky: TANOOOOOOOKEI
Jonny Torso: OH
Jonny Torso: STNAP
Patroclus Rex: KOOPA KIDS
STEEV: 360: NO GAMES
Shvitzel: Lost his hat
Jonny Torso: KOOPA KIDS
Lucky: TANOOKI SIT
STEEV: PS#: ALSO NO GAMES
Lucky: DO WANT
STEEV: NINTENDO: NO NEW GAMES
Shvitzel: STEEV XXIV: STEVETTE'S REVENGE: And Microsoft was "GIMME MOAR HALO"
Patroclus Rex: OH SNAP
STEEV: screw halo
Lucky: TANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
STEEV: screw microsoft
Patroclus Rex: TELEPORTS
Jonny Torso: sounds like
Lucky: COME ON
Jonny Torso: a fuckton of software for fall
Lucky: GIMME
Jonny Torso: nothing until then
Shvitzel: 3DS launch really came too early
Jonny Torso: wtf
Lucky: wut
Lucky: who was that
Jonny Torso: MAN ICARUS
MASK de Smith: release date: sometime
Jonny Torso: lol
Shvitzel: Pit: "Look at the size of that...squadron"
Lucky: wait
Lucky: wait
Jonny Torso: lol
Lucky: that's a girl
Patroclus Rex: no u
Patroclus Rex: you're a girl
Lucky: YES
Jonny Torso: what
Captain Ped0bear: NO HES NOT
Jonny Torso: is that
Patroclus Rex: oh snap
Jonny Torso: multiplayer
Jonny Torso: what
Illu: ok
Jonny Torso: THE
Jonny Torso: WHAT
Illu: that Mario game
Illu: I want
Patroclus Rex: OH BOY
Shvitzel: SNIPER
Lucky: HERE IS A BLANK CHECK
Patroclus Rex: I CAN'T WAIT TO BOMB SOME PLAYERS
Jonny Torso: SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY
Lucky: PLEASE WRITE A NUMBER ON IT AND I WILL PAY IT
Patroclus Rex: MEJEWSA
Illu: wut
Illu: wait
Jonny Torso: lol
Jonny Torso: ar
Illu: what
Illu: Kid Icarus
Shvitzel: Dude looks like Prince of Persia for some reason
Illu: multiplayer
Illu: wut
<TBC> Linx: nice logo
<TBC> Linx: ....
Jonny Torso: SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY
<TBC> Linx: .....
Patroclus Rex: KI DICK ARUS
STEEV: HI, I"M NINTENDO. I WANT TO APPEAL TO MORE THAN JUST CASUALS. LOOK, HERE'S MARIOKART.
Lucky: WHAT JONNY SAID TEN TIMES
<TBC> Linx: why I frozen?
Shvitzel: LATE STEEV IS LATE
Patroclus Rex: kiDICKarus
Illu: MARIO KART IS HARDCORE
Lucky: 3 ON 3 YOU SAY
Illu: DEAL WITH IT
Lucky: HAWT
<TBC> Linx: gah
Jonny Torso: pikmin
Lucky: ok
Jonny Torso: pkimn
Lucky: OK
STEEV: MARIOKART, MARIO, KID ICARUS
Jonny Torso: PIKIMIN
Jonny Torso: LUIGI
STEEV: >Appealing to hardcore
Jonny Torso: 'S MANSION
Lucky: YYYYYEEEES
Jonny Torso: NEW OR OLD?
Patroclus Rex: WEEGEE
Lucky: YWEEEEEEEEEEEEES
Patroclus Rex: WEEEEGEEEE
Illu: oh
Illu: Jonny
Illu: Atlus
Jonny Torso: OK
Jonny Torso: BUYING 3DS
Illu: announced Devil Survivor 2
<TBC> Linx: whaaat the effff
Jonny Torso: OLD NEWS
Shvitzel: HUZZAH!
Patroclus Rex: WEEGEE
Jonny Torso: seriously
Lucky: I HAVE A BONER FOR THIS GAME
Jonny Torso: illu
Jonny Torso: that was like
Jonny Torso: 5 months ago
<TBC> Linx: there we go
Illu: lol
Illu: welp
Lucky: Illu I even knew that
Illu: no one told me
Illu: lol
Lucky: YES
Lucky: I TOLD YOU
Jonny Torso: dat framerate
Lucky: DUMBASS
Jonny Torso: BUT
Illu: well
Illu: I blame Miko
Jonny Torso: SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY
Lucky: yup
Patroclus Rex: OH SHIT BOOKS
Lucky: buying a 3ds now
Jonny Torso: yeah
Shvitzel: WEEGIE USES FLASH BANGS NOW
Patroclus Rex: FUCK IT'S AMUMMY
Patroclus Rex: LOOK OUT WEEGEE
Jonny Torso: I
Jonny Torso: suddenly
Jonny Torso: really
Jonny Torso: really
Jonny Torso: really
Jonny Torso: want a 3DS
<TBC> Linx: yuuuup
Patroclus Rex: yes
Patroclus Rex: YES
STEEV YAWNS
Patroclus Rex: YES
Shvitzel: That means its working
Lucky: IT PRINTS MONEY
Patroclus Rex: WHAT
Lucky: SO MUCH MONEY
Jonny Torso: SEVERAL NEW MANSIONS
Patroclus Rex: SEVERAL MANSIONS
Jonny Torso: TAKE
Jonny Torso: MY
Jonny Torso: MONEY
Lucky: MY BODY IS NOT READY
Illu: WEEGEE MANSION
STEEV: LOOK AT THIS REHASH ITS TOTALLY A NEW GAME ITS IN 3D
Illu: I liked that game
Lucky: SHUT UP STEEV
Jonny Torso: inb4 metal gear that looks 50x worse than last year
Patroclus Rex: WEEEEEGEEEEEE
Illu: lol'd
STEEV: Screw metal gear.
STEEV: I want metal slug
Patroclus Rex: oh shit POKEMON GREY TIME
Lucky: WESKER
Illu: STEEV likes screwing giant robos
Lucky: THAT WAS WESKER
Shvitzel: Here Steev, have a PC
Jonny Torso: ACE COMBAT
Patroclus Rex: MARIO & SONIC IN LONDON
Jonny Torso: WHAT
Lucky: ACE COMBAT
Lucky: YES
Lucky: YES
Patroclus Rex: lol no
Lucky: YES
Lucky: YES
Jonny Torso: the
Jonny Torso: fuck
Patroclus Rex: TETRIS
STEEV: >ACE COMBAT
STEEV: >DIE
Lucky: GIMME MAH PLANES DAMMIT
Patroclus Rex: TEEEEEEEETRIIIIIIIIIIIS
Lucky: CAVE STORUY
STEEV: ACE COMBAT MORE LIKE WEEABOO BILLION MISSILE PLANE
Jonny Torso: RE REVELATIONS
Patroclus Rex: two resident evils
Jonny Torso: TAKE MY MONEY
Lucky: GET OUT
Lucky: >driver
Jonny Torso: one's mercenaries
Lucky: really?
Patroclus Rex: PACMAN
Jonny Torso: tekken
Jonny Torso: lol
Jonny Torso: who gives a fuck
Jonny Torso: MGS
Jonny Torso: SUDDENLY LOOKS LIKE SHIT
Lucky: SNAKE?
Lucky: SNAKE!
Illu: lol'd
Lucky: SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK
Lucky: E
Shvitzel: Konami lulz
STEEV: THEY STOLE PART OF THE INTEL INSIDE JUNGLE
Jonny Torso: where's the kinect?
Jonny Torso: WHERE'S THE KINECT
Jonny Torso: oh wait
Lucky: lolno
Illu: .....
Lucky: weird
Lucky: there's actually games at this panel
STEEV: yeah
STEEV: games that came out a decade ago
Lucky: at least they're games
Patroclus Rex: agh steev
STEEV: point
Illu: to tell the truth
Illu: games that Nintendo made decades ago
Patroclus Rex: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART STEEV
Illu: are better than games Nintendo makes now
Illu: so
Illu: I'm ok with this
STEEV: point
Jonny Torso: lol
Jonny Torso: also
Jonny Torso: HEY IT'S NOT AN FPS
STEEV: WHERE IS MY TRIBES
Jonny Torso: so
Jonny Torso: yay
Lucky: FREE
Jonny Torso: yay
Jonny Torso: free
Jonny Torso: but
Lucky: YAY
Jonny Torso: dont' own system
STEEV: OH GOD
Patroclus Rex: WAIT EXCITEBIKE
STEEV: EXCITEBIKE
Lucky: I love Excitebike
Patroclus Rex: OH BOY
Jonny Torso: EXCITE
MASK de Smith: yay...
Jonny Torso: GTA
Lucky: OK
Lucky: GO ON
Patroclus Rex: POKEMON
STEEV: agh dfnSD
STEEV: .l
Patroclus Rex: POKEMON
STEEV: vDF:AGL"H VK
STEEV: ,
Lucky: POKEMON
Patroclus Rex: POKEMON
Jonny Torso: POKEDEX
STEEV: whyyyyyyyyyyyyy
<TBC> Linx: ohhh shit
Patroclus Rex: POKEMON
<TBC> Linx: blue
Patroclus Rex: POKEMON
<TBC> Linx: come on
Patroclus Rex: POKEMON
Jonny Torso: what
STEEV: DKLVDASBJKL JKL RFHFHFHEVOPTUANEMRPO O O O O O Hb
Lucky: RED
Patroclus Rex: REAL POKEMON
Lucky: RED IS BETTER
STEEV: The hell?
STEEV: GTFO
Patroclus Rex: ACTUAL REAL POKEMON
<TBC> Linx: pfffff
<TBC> Linx: blue ftw
Jonny Torso: pokedex 3
STEEV: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Jonny Torso: d
Jonny Torso: Fucking
STEEV: JAPAN WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
Patroclus Rex: THEY ARE GENETICALLY ENGINEERING IRL POKEMON
Jonny Torso: old news
Lucky: B&W wasn't that good
Lucky: I didn't really like it
STEEV: :<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
<TBC> Linx: damn
Lucky: huh
Patroclus Rex: shut up lucky
Lucky: nou
<TBC> Linx: really wanted 3D pokemon red/blue
Patroclus Rex: IT'S POKEMON
<TBC> Linx: tight
Lucky: oh wat
Lucky: gen 3 was best
Patroclus Rex: oh wait no this is the thing that sucks
Shvitzel: You'll need to catch'em a.....oh, just buy some AR cards
Patroclus Rex: ANNOUNCE A GAME RETARD
Lucky: ok
<TBC> Linx: serusly
Lucky: now
STEEV: welp
STEEV: I'm bored.
Lucky: they are appealing to furries
STEEV: Where's tribes
Jonny Torso: GIANT MUDKIPS IN THE GRAND CANYON
STEEV: WHERE
STEEV: IS
Patroclus Rex: ew Lucky
Captain Ped0bear: wat
STEEV: TRIBES
Patroclus Rex: ew
Lucky: wat
Lucky: wa
Lucky: t
Illu: MAKE YOUR OWN PORN: POKEMON EDITION
Lucky: it's a game
Lucky: that is the pokedex
Jonny Torso: o lol
Jonny Torso: illu
Captain Ped0bear: >STEEV looking for Tribes at nintendo
Lucky: that is dumb
Patroclus Rex: WHERE IS GREY
Jonny Torso: SUPER IMPOSE POKEMON ON YOUR DICK
STEEV: STEEV LOOKS FOR TRIBES EVERYWHERE
Illu: lol
Jonny Torso: ok
Patroclus Rex: irlol
Lucky: SO ABOUT THAT NEW CONSOLE
Illu: look in Jonny's pants
Illu: it's in there
Jonny Torso: I'm totally super imposing them on boobs
Shvitzel: /will lol if Tribes gets announced
Lucky: ok
Jonny Torso: HERE
Jonny Torso: WE
Jonny Torso: GO
<TBC> Linx: here we go
Lucky: LETS GET TO IT
Jonny Torso: DASL;KFJASL;DKFJASDLKFJ
<TBC> Linx: here we go
Shvitzel: /also, puts Bidoof everywhere
Patroclus Rex: OUR NEW CONSOLE IS CALLED
Jonny Torso: VAGINA
Lucky: ...
Lucky: .......................
Jonny Torso: wait
Patroclus Rex: THE PIINIS
<TBC> Linx: efffff
Jonny Torso: is it
Jonny Torso: we
Jonny Torso: if it's we
Jonny Torso: I
Lucky: REGGEI WHAT ARE YOU PLANNING
Patroclus Rex: PIINIS
Lucky: GODDAMMIT REGGIE
Shvitzel: Yu!
Jonny Torso: VAGIINA
Patroclus Rex: CLIITORIIS
Jonny Torso: WHAT
Captain Ped0bear: >Jonny wants to stick his dick in the new console
Lucky: WAT
Jonny Torso: NO
<TBC> Linx: Yu
<TBC> Linx: haha
<TBC> Linx: no way
<TBC> Linx: come on
Jonny Torso: The nintendo Absolutely
Lucky: DON'T YOU DO IT
Lucky: REGGIE
Jonny Torso: WHAT
<TBC> Linx: Wii Yu
Jonny Torso: REALLY
Lucky: ...
Shvitzel: The Nintendo Absolutely!
Lucky: WAT
<TBC> Linx: hahahaha
Jonny Torso: FUCKING
<TBC> Linx: called it
Lucky: OH MY GOD
Jonny Torso: WORSE
Jonny Torso: THAN
<TBC> Linx: oh efff
Jonny Torso: NO
Lucky: FUCKING
Lucky: STUP[ID
Patroclus Rex: the nintendo GIIVE US YOUR MONII
Patroclus Rex: oh no it isn't
Jonny Torso: ...
STEEV: what is this
Jonny Torso: really
Patroclus Rex: lol
Shvitzel: HAHAHAHA
Lucky: THEN IT STOPPED PRINTING MONEY
Jonny Torso: Is it possible
Jonny Torso: to get a name
Jonny Torso: worse than wii
Patroclus Rex: oh no they di-in't
Jonny Torso: yes
Jonny Torso: yes it is
Jonny Torso: the wiiu
Jonny Torso: EW
<TBC> Linx: wtf
Lucky: gawd dayum
STEEV: WIIUBOO
Patroclus Rex: OH FUCK IT
Jonny Torso: BAILOUT
<TBC> Linx: it's an ipad
Jonny Torso: .GIF
<TBC> Linx: haha
Shvitzel: pretty
Patroclus Rex: OH FUCK THAT
STEEV: WII U BOO EVERYWHAR
Patroclus Rex: OH GOD DAMN IT
Lucky: oh hey two analog sticks
Jonny Torso: shit's ugly
Patroclus Rex: I'M GOING TO BUY A 3DS JUST TO SPITE THE WII U
Jonny Torso: ok
Jonny Torso: here we go
<TBC> Linx: looks awkward as hell
Lucky: MORE LIKE PEE ON U
STEEV: And then
Patroclus Rex: LOL
STEEV: I wanted to stab it
Shvitzel: Reggie's really throwing out the oxymorons today
Jonny Torso: DEM GRAPHICS
Jonny Torso: wht
Jonny Torso: ble
Patroclus Rex: BASEBALL SUCKS
<TBC> Linx: efff I le froze
Lucky: ^
Patroclus Rex: SOCCERRULZ
Lucky: SOCCER IS BETTER
Jonny Torso: wait
Jonny Torso: it works with wii games
STEEV: zzzzzzzzzz
Patroclus Rex: oh woah what
Jonny Torso: NO MORE HEREOS
STEEV: IF I WANTED A HANDHELD
Lucky: ^
Jonny Torso: ALL DAY
Jonny Torso: ERRY DAY
STEEV: I WOULD GET
Patroclus Rex: LINK
Lucky: nmh
STEEV: A HANDHELD
STEEV: GODDAMN
Lucky: NMH
Jonny Torso: no srsly
Lucky: YES
Jonny Torso: where's my sweet ass games
Jonny Torso: stiop showing board games
Patroclus Rex: HEY GUYS HERE'S THE NEW WII
Patroclus Rex: LOL JK
Patroclus Rex: IT'S A DS
Jonny Torso: m_-
Shvitzel: If it's single touch only....
Lucky: OK
Lucky: NO
<TBC> Linx: thats kinda cool
<TBC> Linx: but seriously
<TBC> Linx: .....
Lucky: I'M NOT PUTTING MY CONTROLLER ON THE FLOOR
Jonny Torso: so
Jonny Torso: no seriously
Shvitzel: Looks like they're really playing up the AR component
Jonny Torso: wheres a game that'll not look like just a wii one
Jonny Torso: Is it
<TBC> Linx: will you even have to buy a new system?
Jonny Torso: just a controller?
Jonny Torso: because
Patroclus Rex: where's Deadpool the video game
Jonny Torso: shit looks weak
Patroclus Rex: someone announce it
Shvitzel: Hmm.......
Jonny Torso: OH HEY
Patroclus Rex: NINJA
Shvitzel: xD
Jonny Torso: SHADERS
Jonny Torso: I SAW SHADERS GUYS
Patroclus Rex: WOAH WHAT
STEEV: OH
STEEV: MY
STEEV: GOD
STEEV: THIS IS
Jonny Torso: I CAN DO THIS ON MY PHONE ALREADY
STEEV: THE ANSWER
Jonny Torso: SHOCKING
Patroclus Rex: OH BOY A FREE DOG WITH EVERY CONSOLE
STEEV: TO THE QUESTION
STEEV: NO
STEEV: ONE
STEEV: FUCKING
STEEV: ASKED
Jonny Torso: these aren't games
Jonny Torso: OH
Jonny Torso: MY
Patroclus Rex: WHERE IS MY LITTLE PONY THE VIDEO GAME
Jonny Torso: FUCKING
<TBC> Linx: dummmmmmb
Jonny Torso: WHAT
Patroclus Rex: WHERE IS IT
Patroclus Rex: GOD DAMN
Jonny Torso: ZERUDA
Jonny Torso: HOLY COCKS
Shvitzel: This...is truly what Alexander Graham Bell invisioned
<TBC> Linx: oh h shiza
Jonny Torso: OH MY GOD ZELDA
Jonny Torso: holy zelda
Lucky: hhnnggg
Jonny Torso: MY BODY IS READY
Lucky: if it looks half as good as that
STEEV: Lucky needs some ex-lax
Shvitzel: That...wasn't Armogohma was it?
Lucky: I'll buy 100
Jonny Torso: it'll look like tp
Patroclus Rex: what an opportune time for my stream to freeze
<TBC> Linx: I still dont understand tho
Jonny Torso: if it looks half as good as that
STEEV: NEXT UP
Jonny Torso: I SAW 4 TRIGGERS
STEEV: PC GAMES THAT DONT USE THE MONITOR
Lucky: OH SHIT FOUR TRIGGERS
Jonny Torso: I CAN PLAY
Patroclus Rex: NEXT UP
Jonny Torso: TIMESPLITTERS
Patroclus Rex: A DS
Jonny Torso: ON
Patroclus Rex: BUT
Jonny Torso: EVERY
Jonny Torso: SINGLE
Patroclus Rex: YOU DON'T NEED THE DS
Jonny Torso: SCREEN
<TBC> Linx: dummmmmb
STEEV: IMPLYING TIMESPLITTERS WILL BE COMPATIBLE
<TBC> Linx: ......
Jonny Torso: >gamecube
Jonny Torso: It plays wii games
Jonny Torso: the wii is an overclocked gamecube
Patroclus Rex: and the wiiu is an overclocked ipad
<TBC> Linx: yuuuuuup
STEEV: I'll be mild amuse if it'll do splitscreen timesplitters right.
Jonny Torso: oh
Jonny Torso: lol
Captain Ped0bear: >mfw everyone loses E3
STEEV: Well
STEEV: Not EVERYONE
Shvitzel: TIMESPLITTERS WITH 16 PEOPLE AND FOUR SCREENS ON EACH CONTROLLER!
Shvitzel misses the point
<TBC> Linx: look the console is still the god damn same
Jonny Torso: HOLY MOTHER OF OGD
Illu: wat
Jonny Torso: WOULD BUY
Patroclus Rex: did he say hd
Jonny Torso: ZOOM IN ON THAT ZELDA
Jonny Torso: HE SAID HD
Lucky: YES
Patroclus Rex: ZELDA HD
Jonny Torso: WELCOME TO 2005
Lucky: GO ON
STEEV: WInner of E3 so far:
STEEV: www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SD6-YotryY&feature=player_embedded
STEEV: PREY 2 IS AS AWESOME AS THE CGI TRAILER
Lucky: Nintendo panel is on
Lucky: not clicking that
Jonny Torso: WHERE THE COCKS IS MY REAL GAMES
Patroclus Rex: OH BOY BASEBALL
Jonny Torso: I SAW ZELDA
Patroclus Rex: NO WAIT
Jonny Torso: FOR 2 SECONDS
Patroclus Rex: BASEBALL IS LAME
Jonny Torso: IT LOOKED ALMOST AS GOOD AS THE WITCHER 2
Jonny Torso: almost
Jonny Torso: XD
Shvitzel: Jonny, they're teasing the controller. Look for games at the September conference
Patroclus Rex: HAMIREE
Lucky: FAMIRY
Jonny Torso: Then this will be a huge dissapoitnment
Jonny Torso: because
Jonny Torso: they got nothing for wii
Jonny Torso: and just blew their 3DS load
Shvitzel: They've got 10+ minutes, we might see montages yet.
Shvitzel: But dedicated trailers....I'm not holding my breath.
Jonny Torso: retro
Jonny Torso: come on
Jonny Torso: plz
Jonny Torso: kthx
Jonny Torso: ok
Jonny Torso: pikmin?
Patroclus Rex: PIXELS
Patroclus Rex: MORE PIXELS
Captain Ped0bear left chat.
Shvitzel: IWATA ASKS TIME
<TBC> Linx: this aint no new console
<TBC> Linx: ...
Illu: lol
Jonny Torso: show
Jonny Torso: 3rd party
Jonny Torso: games
Jonny Torso: now
Jonny Torso: lol
Patroclus Rex: you guys wanted a new console?
Lucky: they showed RE
Patroclus Rex: lol here's an ipad
Jonny Torso: smash
Jonny Torso: smaaaaaaaaaaaash
Patroclus Rex: WOAH WHAT
Shvitzel: Nah, Kirby Yarn 2
Patroclus Rex: MORE KIDICKARUS
Jonny Torso: BOTH
<TBC> Linx: effffffff
Jonny Torso: WAT
Lucky: WAT
<TBC> Linx: EFFFFFFFFF
Lucky: OH GOD
Jonny Torso: SMASHU BROTHA
<TBC> Linx: EFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Lucky: GOD
Lucky: OH GOD
Shvitzel: /win
Lucky: MY BODY WASBN'T READY
Shvitzel: /game
Shvitzel: /set
<TBC> Linx: I am buying a 3ds now
Shvitzel: /match
Patroclus Rex: I DON'T
Lucky: END
Patroclus Rex: EVEN
Lucky: IT'S OVER
Jonny Torso: BO THIS MAN
Jonny Torso: BOO THIS MAN
Lucky: I'LL TAKE A MILLION
Lucky: >for the future
Patroclus Rex: RYU SOFTWARE?
Patroclus Rex: I THINK HE JUST SAID STREETFIGHTER
Lucky: MEANING WHO KNOWS HOW LONG IT WILL TAKE
Patroclus Rex: GUYS WE ALL HEARD IT
Patroclus Rex: HE SAID RYU SOFTWARE
Jonny Torso: METROID
Jonny Torso: COME ON
Jonny Torso: PLEASE
Jonny Torso: holy
Patroclus Rex: HEMORRHOID
Jonny Torso: birds
Patroclus Rex: COME ON
Jonny Torso: RED
Jonny Torso: STEEL
Jonny Torso: 3
Jonny Torso: lol
CLaX entered chat.
Lucky: inb4 ninja gaiden
Patroclus Rex: FLYING IN JAPAN
Patroclus Rex: THE VIDEO GAME
Jonny Torso: dude
Jonny Torso: it's flower 2
Jonny Torso: lol
Jonny Torso: but now you're a bird
STEEV: WEEABURD
Jonny Torso: lol
Jonny Torso: >working title
Jonny Torso: is pretty
STEEV: OH JAPAN
STEEV: YOU SO FLOWERY
Patroclus Rex: OH GOD FISH
Jonny Torso: SUDDENLY YOSHI
Patroclus Rex: SHIT
Jonny Torso: nope
Jonny Torso: ok
Jonny Torso: well
Jonny Torso: SHOW ME THE REAL TIME
Lucky: koi don't jump
<TBC> Linx: bs
Lucky: they a lazy ass fish
Illu: ROOSKIE
Patroclus Rex: Lucky
Illu: WHAT YOU DOING IN HERE
Patroclus Rex: it's just agame
Illu: also
Illu: inb4 Lucky grabs the fish
CLaX: sup
Illu: and hits people with it
Lucky: FISH KILL
Jonny Torso: GAY
Jonny Torso: FUCKING MII'S
Patroclus Rex: OH WHAT
Lucky: FIIIIISH KIIIIIIIIIIIILL
Jonny Torso: actually
Jonny Torso: no
Jonny Torso: I want this
<TBC> Linx: god damn
Jonny Torso: ALL UP INSIDE ME
Patroclus Rex: I DON'T EVEN
Patroclus Rex: KNOW
Illu: bend over Jonny
Patroclus Rex: WHAT TO THINK ANYMORE
Lucky: SPREAD IT LIKE AIDS
CLaX: oh wow
Shvitzel: ...you want your mii inside u?
Jonny Torso bends over
CLaX: My body is not ready
Illu: he wants your Mii
<TBC> Linx: LAME
STEEV: OH NO
STEEV: PIRATE ARROWS
Lucky: WAT
Lucky: WAAAAAAT
Lucky: THE FUCK
Patroclus Rex: uhh
Jonny Torso: um
<TBC> Linx: laaaaaaaaaaaaame
Jonny Torso: show me
Jonny Torso: some
Patroclus Rex: i uh
Patroclus Rex: i don't
Jonny Torso: like
Patroclus Rex: what
Jonny Torso: HD games
Jonny Torso: or something
Jonny Torso: please
Illu: oh god lol
Illu: Team Weeaboo
Illu: makes announcement
Illu: "NINTENDO COMMITS SUICIDE LIVE"
Lucky: >phhone ringing
<TBC> Linx: yuuuuuup
Lucky: >not answer it
Jonny Torso: these graphics are pretty balls
Jonny Torso: I mean
Shvitzel: Wiimotes
Jonny Torso: the bird demo
Jonny Torso: but
Jonny Torso: wtf
Jonny Torso: OH
Jonny Torso: HERE WE
Shvitzel: THEY....ARE....DEMOS
Jonny Torso: GO
Jonny Torso: FTA
Jonny Torso: GTA
<TBC> Linx: zelda
<TBC> Linx: haha
Jonny Torso: oh
<TBC> Linx: lego
Jonny Torso: ..
<TBC> Linx: wtf
Jonny Torso: I don't
Jonny Torso: care
Jonny Torso: at
<TBC> Linx: gay
Jonny Torso: all
Lucky: OH GODDAMMIT
STEEV: DO HOHO
CLaX: not weaboo enough
<TBC> Linx: woah woah woah
Illu: all of your disappoint?
Jonny Torso: WHERE IS MY FZERO
MASK de Smith: 's'
Illu: Rooskie
Patroclus Rex: FALCON
Illu: go cuddle with your waifus
<TBC> Linx: ign says zelda goes hd on wii U
Patroclus Rex: PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCH
CLaX: >nintendurr
CLaX: >dat gta radar
Jonny Torso: DEVELOPED BY ROCKSTAR
CLaX: >lego hookers
Lucky: INB4 THEY ANNOUNCE A PRICE
CLaX: shutupandtakemymoney.png
Lucky: inb4 it's more expensive than teh PS3 at launch
Patroclus Rex: EW FRENCH PEOPLE
Patroclus Rex: MAINLAND EUROPEANS
Patroclus Rex: EW
Shvitzel: SHOW VALVE
Shvitzel: DO EET
Jonny Torso: levine
Jonny Torso: LEVINE
Jonny Torso: BIOSHOCK
Jonny Torso: GIMME
STEEV: >hardcore console gaming experience
Shvitzel: YES
Shvitzel: YES
Jonny Torso: SPECTOR
STEEV: >HAHAHAAHAHHA
Patroclus Rex: >wife is asleep
Patroclus Rex: >play a game
Jonny Torso: o
Jonny Torso: ok
Patroclus Rex: this guy doesn't get it
Jonny Torso: darksiders
Jonny Torso: BATMAN
Patroclus Rex: ARKHAM CITY
Jonny Torso: PORTS
Jonny Torso: YES
<TBC> Linx: olhhhh shiiiiiiit
CLaX: dude what
CLaX: >Nintendo
CLaX: >HD graphics
Jonny Torso: >new system
Jonny Torso: you high?
Lucky: assassins creed
Jonny Torso: XD
Lucky: TO BAD IT CAME OUT LIKE THREE YEARS AGO
Jonny Torso: >probably a new one
<TBC> Linx: srsly
Patroclus Rex: yes but lucky
Patroclus Rex: BATMAN
Jonny Torso: looks shitty
CLaX: >next gen
CLaX: nope.jpg
Jonny Torso: maybe it'll actually play games at 720p
Jonny Torso: unliek
Jonny Torso: 360 and ps3
Lucky: dirt?
Jonny Torso: XD
Lucky: yup
Patroclus Rex: ALIEN
Jonny Torso: aliens
Jonny Torso: ok
Jonny Torso: want
Patroclus Rex: yes
Patroclus Rex: YES
Jonny Torso: ...
Jonny Torso: isn't ghost recon onlien free?
Jonny Torso: on pc?
Lucky: so
CLaX: >my face this feels like E3 2007
Patroclus Rex: zombie goast
Lucky: maybe decent online play ths time
Jonny Torso: METRO
Jonny Torso: METRO
Jonny Torso: METRO
CLaX: when*
Jonny Torso: OH
Jonny Torso: MY
Jonny Torso: GOD
Jonny Torso: FUCK YEAR
Jonny Torso: METRO
Jonny Torso: ok metro on this thing looks like 50x better than it does on 360
Patroclus Rex: WHAT
Lucky: WEEABOOOOOS TEKKEN
CLaX: dohoho
Patroclus Rex: WHAT WAS THAT
Patroclus Rex: THE SAW GUY
Shvitzel: Why new Tekkens all of a sudden?
Jonny Torso: NINJA GAIDEN
Jonny Torso: WHAT
Lucky: CALLED IT
Patroclus Rex: draw Saw on your guy's face on Tekken
Patroclus Rex: ninja GAYden
Lucky: OH HOT SHIT
Jonny Torso: GORE
Jonny Torso: WAHT
Lucky: YES
Lucky: DO WANT
Jonny Torso: DON'T STOP
Jonny Torso: D:
Lucky: awww
Jonny Torso: Where's retro
Jonny Torso: where
Jonny Torso: is
Jonny Torso: retro
Lucky: I liked where that went
Patroclus Rex: where
Patroclus Rex: is
Patroclus Rex: MY LITTLE PONY
Lucky: get out
Patroclus Rex: THE VIDEO GAME
Patroclus Rex: nah someone's making an MLP fighting game anyway
Jonny Torso: battlefield?
Jonny Torso: ehhhhhhhhhhh?
Lucky: uummmmm
Jonny Torso: battlefield multiplayer?
Jonny Torso: ehhhhhhhhhhhhhh?
Patroclus Rex: EA SPORTS
Lucky: Iwata-san
Patroclus Rex: IT'S IN THE GAME
Jonny Torso: BATTLEFIELD
Lucky: lol
Jonny Torso: dead space
Jonny Torso: mass effect
Lucky: MASS EFF3ECT
Lucky: DEAD SPACE
Lucky: DRAGON AGE
Shvitzel: This guy seems a lot more confident at this conferences than his own
Lucky: WAT
Patroclus Rex: ASS DEFECT
CLaX: >MADDEN
CLaX: u mad bro
Patroclus Rex: u madden
Jonny Torso: >looks exactly like 360
Lucky: john MADDEN
Lucky: 999
STEEV: IMAGINE PLAYING FOOTBALL
Lucky: 999
Lucky: 999
Lucky: 999
Lucky: 999
Lucky: 999
CLaX: aeiou
Lucky: 999
STEEV: ONA HUGE-ASS BLOCK OF A CONTROLLER
Lucky: AEIOU
Patroclus Rex: FOOTBALL
Lucky: UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
CLaX: aw hell no
Jonny Torso: oh lol
Jonny Torso: battlefield
Patroclus Rex: HERE SOMES ANOTHER CHINESE EARTHQUAKE
Jonny Torso: OPEN
Jonny Torso: ONLINE
Patroclus Rex: BRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBR
Lucky: frostbite you say
Jonny Torso: online isn't shit?
Jonny Torso: what
STEEV: This
STEEV: is going to be
Patroclus Rex: HARRY POTTER
STEEV: way
Patroclus Rex: YES
STEEV: more expensive
Lucky: YOU'RE A WIZARD HARRY
STEEV: than a ps3
Lucky: ^
Jonny Torso: only the controllers
Patroclus Rex: SIIIIIIIIMS
STEEV: THE CONTROLLERS COUNT
Lucky: oh shit
CLaX: So what about all the overweight housewives?
Jonny Torso: lol
Lucky: Army of two
CLaX: Wii Fit + Battlefield
Jonny Torso: DUDE BRO SHOOTERS
Illu: WE DON'
Illu: T WAT
Illu: ...
Illu: WE DON'T WANT YOUR FETISH ROOSKIE
Jonny Torso: ds is dead
Jonny Torso: wii is dead
CLaX: >imagine awesome graphics on a nintendo system
Illu: lol'd
Illu: nope
Patroclus Rex: >this morning
Patroclus Rex: 6pm here
CLaX: >we're not saying they're coming
CLaX: >but imagine
Patroclus Rex: your move Reggie
<TBC> Linx: each are just a half step up
CLaX: that is all
Jonny Torso: 360 games
Jonny Torso: will now run at stable framerates
Jonny Torso: at 720p
Jonny Torso: on wiiu
STEEV: THEY ALREADY DO
STEEV: ON MY FUCKING PC
CLaX: >IPad for the poor
Lucky: WIIU MORE LIKE WIIFU
Jonny Torso: lawl
Patroclus Rex: MAI WIIFU
STEEV: WEEUBOO
Lucky: DON'T TALK SHIT BOUT MAH WIIFU
STEEV: WIIUBOO
Illu: get out
Lucky was kicked by Illu.
CLaX: lol'd
Jonny Torso: lol
Patroclus Rex: so what basically happened was
Patroclus Rex: fluctuation
Patroclus Rex: everywhere
Jonny Torso: show me more zelda screenshots
CLaX: derp remakes
Patroclus Rex: that was up and down like Lucky's mom
Shvitzel: ^xD
Jonny Torso: except at the 360 booth
STEEV: ITT NINTENDO SETS OUT TO BEAT XBOX 1 AT MOST RETARDED HUGE CONTROLLER
Jonny Torso: minus kinect
CLaX: >take Dreamcast controller
CLaX: >make derpier
STEEV: ^THIS
CLaX: itprintsmoney.tiff
Jonny Torso: itff
Jonny Torso: lol
Shvitzel: Lots of games on there they didn't mention
<TBC> Linx left chat.
Shvitzel: Like new Kirby, Animal Crossing, etc.
Patroclus Rex: Pokemon Grey
Lucky entered chat.
Patroclus Rex: and 3rd gen remakes
Lucky: fagget
STEEV: ^mad
Lucky was kicked by Shvitzel.
STEEV: XD
Jonny Torso: nintendo - 5 years behind.
BUT WE HAVE A SICK NEW CONTROLLER BROS.
Lucky entered chat.
Shvitzel: Haters gonna hate
STEEV: Sane people gonna not buy
Jonny Torso: probably will buy
Jonny Torso: <.<
Jonny Torso: >.>
CLaX: >buying consoles
Jonny Torso: not at launch
Patroclus Rex: i just torrent consoles
STEEV: IT WILL HAVE ABTTLEFIELD
Patroclus Rex: who buys anything anymore
STEEV: SO ECITE
Shvitzel: Wat is thsi pirate arrow shit?
CLaX: YOU WOULDN'T DOWNLOAD A CONSOLE
STEEV: PIRRRRRATE ARRROOOOOOS
STEEV: YOU WOULDNT DOWNLOAD A STRIPPER
STEEV: OH
STEEV: WAIT
STEEV: YOU WOULD
Jonny Torso: watching this thing
Shvitzel: Curious for media reactions
Jonny Torso: it still has jaggies
Patroclus Rex: i torrent my food instead of going to buy groceries
Jonny Torso: up the ass
Jonny Torso: Ken Levine
Jonny Torso: likes it
Jonny Torso: intrigued
STEEV: WHERE WAS TRIBES
Shvitzel: It's still at least a year, probably a year and a half until launch
Illu: TRIBES:
Illu: WII U EXCLUSIVE
Shvitzel: Who knows how long anyone has been developing for it
Lucky: well
Jonny Torso: TRIBES IS DEAD
CLaX: Enough of this, I'm gonna go rewatch Battlefield 3 footage
STEEV: Yeah, it's official. Prey 2 wins E3.
Lucky: it was more interesting then Sony's and Microsofts
CLaX: Oh, by the way - hi everybody, my name is Rooskie
Jonny Torso: they've been developing for it since 2005
STEEV: BAttlefield 3 is just CoD.
Jonny Torso: when the 360 came out
Illu: welp
Illu: I have infinity work to do today
Illu: so
Illu: bye
CLaX left chat.
Shvitzel: I have term papers to write
Jonny Torso: but
Jonny Torso: but
Jonny Torso: wiimedia.ign.com/wii/image/article/117/1173486/ZeldaInline_1307462428.jpg
Shvitzel: adios
STEEV: gtfo zelda
Lucky: metroid muisic
STEEV: What did epic announce?
STEEV: Anyone?
Shvitzel left chat.
STEEV: JONNY
STEEV: WHAT EPIC ANNOUNCe
Lucky: wait
Lucky: I can see the system
Lucky: it's the same size as teh wii
Lucky: wat
STEEV: zzzzz
Patroclus Rex: is it still going? i stopped watching 10 minutes ago
STEEV: So you'll still be able to fit it up your anus. We all care so much.
Patroclus Rex: i care
Jonny Torso: it's still going'
Patroclus Rex: i really do
Jonny Torso: 360 mini
Patroclus Rex: did anything good happen in the last 10 minutes
Jonny Torso: um
Jonny Torso: after the conference was over?
Jonny Torso: basically?
STEEV: YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE, EVERYONE
Jonny Torso: EA showed battlefield
Jonny Torso: lol
STEEV: EXHIBIT 1:
STEEV: www.rockpapershotgun.com/images/11/june/skypost1.jpg
STEEV: EXHIBIT 2:
STEEV: www.rockpapershotgun.com/images/11/june/magpost1.jpg
Patroclus Rex: SKYRIMMING
Jonny Torso: oh lol
Patroclus Rex: nice
STEEV: Their booths are right next to each other at E3.
Patroclus Rex: GEARING UP FOR A FLAME WAR ON FACEBOOK
Patroclus Rex: i made a status and now Lucky is fighting some guy
STEEV: lol'd
Illu left chat.
Lucky: oh
Lucky: hi
Lucky: ya
Lucky: who is that/
Lucky: and
Patroclus Rex: some guy from school
Lucky: you know it's true
Patroclus Rex: he's an asspie i think
Lucky: That was totally better than Sony's and Microsofts
Patroclus Rex: yes
STEEV: That is totally not saying much
Patroclus Rex: yes
Patroclus Rex: but still
Jonny Torso: I dunno
Jonny Torso: I think
Jonny Torso: sony had a better one
Jonny Torso: honestly
Lucky: nope
Jonny Torso: if the vita cost more
Jonny Torso: then yeah
Jonny Torso: I'd say nitendno wone
Jonny Torso: won
Jonny Torso: but
Jonny Torso: still
Jonny Torso: ugh
Lucky: this thing is going to cost both testicles
Patroclus Rex: no
STEEV: YEah
Patroclus Rex: it's going to ost three
STEEV: Um
STEEV: Prey 2 is winnar of E3.
Jonny Torso: link me again to why?
Patroclus Rex: no dude Arkham City is the best thing ever
STEEV: one second
Patroclus Rex: playable Catwoman
STEEV: www.youtube.com/watch?v=5h2TkpFEsn8
Patroclus Rex: furries errwhere
STEEV: Awesome trailer
STEEV: www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SD6-YotryY&feature=player_embedded
Lucky: kotaku.com/5809432/atlus-king-of-fighters-xiii-news-is-an-excellent-reason-to-look-at-mai/gallery/1
Lucky: yup
STEEV: Awesome gameplay
Lucky: that's atlus allright
Lucky: Patty he mad
Patroclus Rex: keep it up
Jonny Torso: prey 2 looks pretty hawt
STEEV: Open world
STEEV: sandboxy
STEEV: Deus Ex meets Mirror's edge meets Star Wars: Bounty Hunter
Patroclus Rex: open world
Patroclus Rex: Batman
Jonny Torso: m_-
STEEV: Not gonna lie
Jonny Torso: batman
Jonny Torso: will be epic
Jonny Torso: but
Patroclus Rex: BATMAN
Jonny Torso: hey guess what
STEEV: arkham city looks win
Jonny Torso: IT'LL BE OUT ON EVERYTHING ELSE IN LIKE A FEW MONTSH
Jonny Torso: still
Jonny Torso: I will sell my kidney from metroid prime hd
Lucky: I would too
Jonny Torso: also
Jonny Torso: that bird thing
Jonny Torso: couldn't tell
STEEV: yeah
Jonny Torso: exactly how much better it was than 360
STEEV: ^This
Patroclus Rex: wait a minute
Jonny Torso: the more honorable route
Jonny Torso: by bribing
Jonny Torso: lol
Patroclus Rex: Xbox Live is getting Bing
Patroclus Rex: OH BOY
Jonny Torso: more important
Jonny Torso: ly
Jonny Torso: it'll look like the zune software
Jonny Torso: instead of the horse shit they have now
Lucky: alright I'm bored now
Lucky: gonna shoot things
STEEV: lol
Lucky: GODDAMMIT
STEEV: mad?
Jonny Torso: ok
Jonny Torso: this console
Jonny Torso: could be like
Jonny Torso: $200
Jonny Torso: then I'd buy
Jonny Torso: lol
STEEV: Yeah, at the point, I might be tempted
Jonny Torso: >all sony needs to do is release a firmware update and the psv can do the exact same thing as the wii U
STEEV: WAIt
STEEV: Did they ever say anything about the console running more than one Wii U remote?
STEEV: Because we kept seeing one wii u remote, and a bunch of nunchucks
STEEV: Starting to wonder if it'll even support more than one.
Jonny Torso: they had 1 wii U thing
Jonny Torso: and the 4 wii controllers
Jonny Torso: so
Jonny Torso: it has at least support for 5 bluetooth devices
Patroclus Rex: got to go eat
STEEV: yeah
Patroclus Rex: BYE
STEEV: but
STEEV: Will it support streaming to 5 screens?
Jonny Torso: lol, see ya
Jonny Torso: I doubt 5
Jonny Torso: the games they showed streaming looked pretty shitty
Patroclus Rex disconnected.
Jonny Torso: My guess is it'll be the same as any splitscreen paly
Jonny Torso: worse graphics
Jonny Torso: thoguh
Jonny Torso: I doubt that little screen is HD
Jonny Torso: so
Jonny Torso: yeah
Jonny Torso: I'm still just baffled they didn't have a trailer for Zelda on the Wii
Jonny Torso: they had like
Jonny Torso: 5 seconds
Jonny Torso: of footage
Jonny Torso: no demos
Jonny Torso: stealth announced mario party 9
Jonny Torso: after
Jonny Torso: but
Jonny Torso: whatever
STEEV: heh
STEEV: been a long, long time since I've played mario party.
Jonny Torso: inorite?
Jonny Torso: sincel ike
Jonny Torso: N634
Jonny Torso: n64
Jonny Torso: too
Jonny Torso: kotaku.com/5808706/weve-played-nintendos-new-wii-u-the-next+generation-of-motion-control boom
Jonny Torso: OH
Jonny Torso: THAT ZELDA
Jonny Torso: WAS REAL TIME
STEEV: owut
Jonny Torso: kotaku
Jonny Torso: well
Jonny Torso: it wasn't playable
Jonny Torso: but it was like one of those things where you could move around the camera
STEEV: ahh
STEEV: I'm not a big johnny cash fan
STEEV: but
STEEV: that trailer
STEEV: sexy
Jonny Torso: www.nintendo.co.jp/n10/e3_2011/04/zelda_skyward_sword/index.html
Jonny Torso: zelda trailer
Jonny Torso: OH
Jonny Torso: MY
Jonny Torso: GOD
Jonny Torso: h5.abload.de/img/untitled-1h886r8gc.jpg
Jonny Torso: REAL TIME
Jonny Torso: IT HAS JAGGIES
STEEV: lol
Jonny Torso: >1080p version
Jonny Torso: h5.abload.de/img/untitled-1h886.jpg
Jonny Torso: looks
Jonny Torso: al ot less impressive
Jonny Torso: not sure if blown up
Jonny Torso: or just not good
STEEV: eh
STEEV: I could live with it
Jonny Torso: www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=432939
Jonny Torso: Dev of Darksiders says it's way more powerful than what darksiders 2 shows
Jonny Torso: ...
STEEV: Hmm
Jonny Torso: Wii U doesn't have a harddrive
Jonny Torso: it has internal flash
Jonny Torso: but also support for USB harddrives
STEEV: Hmm
Jonny Torso: >inb4shitgetshackedrealfast
STEEV: lol
STEEV: Probably
Jonny Torso: still though
Jonny Torso: bioshock infine probably on this
Jonny Torso: m_-
STEEV: >first person
STEEV: I'll stick to PC for that one
Jonny Torso: true
Jonny Torso: though
Jonny Torso: would like to play on shitter
Jonny Torso: OH
Jonny Torso: FUCK
Jonny Torso: LIVE ZELDA DEMO COMING
Jonny Torso: www.gametrailers.com/netstorage/e3/e3-live.html
Jonny Torso: ...dunno if SS or HD
Jonny Torso: circle pads
Jonny Torso: circle
Jonny Torso: pads
Jonny Torso: NOT
Jonny Torso: ANALOG
Jonny Torso: STICKS
Jonny Torso: WHAT
Jonny Torso: IS
Jonny Torso: NO
STEEV: WOT
Jonny Torso: looks
Jonny Torso: better than the 3DS ones
Jonny Torso: but
Jonny Torso: still
Jonny Torso: ...
Jonny Torso: www.ign.com/videos/2011/06/07/e3-2011-zelda-wii-u-gameplay-clip
Jonny Torso: and yet
Jonny Torso: they do this
STEEV: hurr durr
STEEV: inb4 skyward sword is a dogfighting game
Jonny Torso: why
Jonny Torso: are they squishing it
STEEV: BEAUSE BURRRDS
Lucky: I WOULD BE OK WITH THAT
Jonny Torso: you can tell by the UI
Jonny Torso: that it's supposed to be widescreen
Jonny Torso: yet
Jonny Torso: they squish
Lucky: pew pew
STEEV: poo poo
STEEV: >WII U does not have blu-ray
STEEV: mfw
Lucky: does it even have DVD playback?
Lucky: well
Lucky: guess it doesn't actually matter
Lucky: cause netflix
Jonny Torso: >proprietary discs
Jonny Torso: so
Jonny Torso: probably not
Lucky: they announce a price yet?
STEEV: DISCS WERE 12CM
STEEV: THAT IS STANDARD SIZE
Jonny Torso: yeah
Jonny Torso: but they were just interviewed
Jonny Torso: said disc size wouldn't be a problem
Jonny Torso: er
Jonny Torso: capacity
Jonny Torso: ...
Jonny Torso: So hopefully 20GB at least
Jonny Torso: because
Jonny Torso: LA noir
Jonny Torso: is
Jonny Torso: 3 discs on 360
Jonny Torso: fuck that
Jonny Torso: so is rage?
Jonny Torso: www.joystiq.com/2011/06/07/ubisoft-developing-hardcore-fps-exclusively-for-wii-u-four-ot/
Jonny Torso: RED STEEL 3
Jonny Torso: ...my guess
Jonny Torso: controller
Jonny Torso: is
Jonny Torso: single touch
Jonny Torso: what
Jonny Torso: IBM tells us that within the Wii U there's a 45nm custom chip with "a lot" of embedded DRAM. It's a silicon on insulator design and packs the same processor technology found in Watson, the supercomputer that bested a couple of meatbags on Jeopardy awhile back
Jonny Torso: LOLWUT
Lucky: Skynet
Lucky: calling it
Jonny Torso: watson CPU
Jonny Torso: in
Jonny Torso: what
Jonny Torso: also
Jonny Torso: www.youtube.com/watch?v=ur3X5_es6Ag
Jonny Torso: paper mario 3ds
Jonny Torso: new trailer
Lucky: DO WANT
Jonny Torso: www.engadget.com/2011/06/07/ibm-puts-watsons-brains-in-nintendo-wii-u/
Jonny Torso: IT'S ALL OVER MAN
Jonny Torso: GAME OVER
Lucky: yup we're dead
Jonny Torso: flying bird demo also real time
Jonny Torso: oh
Jonny Torso: direct feed trailer of 3rd party wiiu games
Jonny Torso: darksiders appears to be at like 45fps
Jonny Torso: OH
Jonny Torso: MY
Jonny Torso: GOD
Jonny Torso: METRO IS 60FPS
City Slicker Saint left chat.
Jonny Torso: I still
Jonny Torso: can't believe
Jonny Torso: metro is 60fps
Jonny Torso: I play that game
Jonny Torso: at 24 on my PC
Jonny Torso: www.abload.de/img/zelda31n0j.gif
STEEV: hmm
STEEV: Not entirely sure I buy this
STEEV: Can't be running that fast with same settings.
STEEV: Unless WTFZOMGBBQ optimization since metro 1
Jonny Torso: possible
Jonny Torso: probably not
Jonny Torso: but
Jonny Torso: watching teh video again
Jonny Torso: it looks GREAT
STEEV: Inb4 not running same shaders
Jonny Torso: HOLY COCKS VIDEO OF ZELDA
STEEV: Hmm.
Lucky: I just realized
Lucky: WiiU
Lucky: is the same sound that King Zora makes when he scoots over
STEEV: . . .
STEEV: die in a fire
Lucky: also this
Lucky: www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JElywbkSbY&feature=player_embedded
Jonny Torso: oh
Jonny Torso: god
Jonny Torso: I forgot about this movie
Lucky: WIIUWIIUWIIUWIIUWIIUWIIUWIIUWIIUWIIU
STEEV: Die
STEEV: In a fire
Lucky: WIIUWIIUWIIUWIIUWIIUWIIUWIIUWIIUWIIUWIIUWIIUWIIUWIIUWIIUWIIUWIIUWIIUWIIU
Lucky: I'll take a pound of nuts
Jonny Torso: OH
Jonny Torso: GOD
Jonny Torso: Remember that bird tech demo?
Jonny Torso: Unreal did that
STEEV: Yeah
STEEV: looked like it
Jonny Torso: er
Jonny Torso: epic
Jonny Torso: man
Jonny Torso: I wanna see if that shit's on nintendo's website
Jonny Torso: see if it's 60fps
Jonny Torso: because if it is
Jonny Torso: like the 3rd UE3 game that's 60fps on consoles
STEEV: www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pNOxynC1Dc&feature=relmfu
STEEV: GODDAMN FROSTBITE ENGINE
STEEV: SO
STEEV: SEXY
STEEV: GIVE ME THE GODDAMN DEV TOOLS
Jonny Torso: lol
Jonny Torso: ...gonna be pissed when Wii U version runs better than my current PC
Jonny Torso: well
Jonny Torso: maybe not
STEEV: Then
STEEV: Spend less than cost of Wii U
Jonny Torso: DICE usually optimized it
STEEV: upgrade computer
STEEV: then they mad
Jonny Torso: nope
Jonny Torso: My CPU is probably going to start holding me back pretty soon
Jonny Torso: upgrade would entail new mobo, ram, and cpu
Jonny Torso: ...probs videocard
Jonny Torso: Keep the case and HDD thoguh
Jonny Torso: xD
STEEV: I'm still running my 9800 GTX+
STEEV: and it is still kicking the teeth out of games
STEEV: on a 2.2ghz quad core intel
STEEV: With 4 gigs of DDr2
Jonny Torso: 2.2
Jonny Torso: how
Jonny Torso: the fuck
Jonny Torso: shit's slow man
Jonny Torso: XD
STEEV: lol
Jonny Torso: OVERCLOCK IT
STEEV: Why?
Jonny Torso: mine was 2.4
STEEV: runs errything great
Jonny Torso: is now 3.3
Jonny Torso: IT CAN RUN EVERYTHING GREATER
Jonny Torso: also
STEEV: STUFF IS AT MAX SETTINGS
Jonny Torso: play games at 1920x1200
Jonny Torso: XD
STEEV: Monitor is 1680*1050
STEEV:
Jonny Torso: ...
Jonny Torso: ok
Jonny Torso: buy metro then
Jonny Torso: lol
Jonny Torso: or stalker
Jonny Torso: you're still on xp
STEEV: Have stalker
Jonny Torso: aren't you?
STEEV: Nope, 7
Jonny Torso: which stalker?
STEEV: First
STEEV: Still haven't played it
Jonny Torso: that game's like 4 or 5 years old
Jonny Torso: XD
Jonny Torso: complete mod that shit
Jonny Torso: play it
Jonny Torso: or
Jonny Torso: get pripyat
Jonny Torso: complete mod
Jonny Torso: OH MY GOD GORGOUS
STEEV: Tempted.
STEEV: Could SLI my video card for like $70.
Jonny Torso: ew
Jonny Torso: Sli
Jonny Torso: >microstuttering
STEEV: only in AFR mode
Jonny Torso: HD video of the bird demo on gametrailers
Jonny Torso: yep
Jonny Torso: totally UE
STEEV: <3 UE3
STEEV: Best released engine.
Jonny Torso: some aliasing
Jonny Torso: >cryengine 2
Jonny Torso: would say 3
Jonny Torso: but
Jonny Torso: smaller environments
STEEV: Eh.
Jonny Torso: Goddamn
Jonny Torso: yeah
STEEV: Cryengine feels a little lacking in the weight department.
STEEV: Very good looking.
STEEV: But. . . idk. Feels off.
Jonny Torso: this video is using some of the new stuff they added in that crazy ass UE3 demo
STEEV: lol
Jonny Torso: mostly that depth of field
STEEV: Really liking the lighting and reflection stuff they weere showing off.
Jonny Torso: I just want that to be an actual game
Jonny Torso: but
Jonny Torso: 3 GTX 580's
Jonny Torso: lol $1500 of gpu
STEEV: hurr
Jonny Torso: to run that demo
Jonny Torso: at 1080p
Jonny Torso: 3 gtx 580's
Jonny Torso: granted it was like
Jonny Torso: super next gen
Jonny Torso: but damn
Jonny Torso: wii.ign.com/articles/117/1173582p1.html
Jonny Torso: oh
Jonny Torso: they are real analog sticks
Jonny Torso: thank god
Jonny Torso: www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUJFNpPVtbE
Jonny Torso: jeremy parish
Jonny Torso: the only game journalist I trust
Jonny Torso: XD
Jonny Torso: even though he plays half life with a mouse in his left hand despite being right handed
Jonny Torso: ....
STEEV: WAT
STEEV: THAT MAKES NO SENSE
Jonny Torso: >started playing FPS's with doom
Jonny Torso: number keys
Jonny Torso: OH THANK GOD IT HAS AN HDMI PORT
Jonny Torso: If anyone were to not in this day and age
Jonny Torso: it would be nintendo
Jonny Torso: STEEV
Jonny Torso: www.ustream.tv/battlefield3
Jonny Torso: BATTLEFIELD 3 LIVE DEMO
STEEV: Yeah.
STEEV: Waiting for it to start.
Jonny Torso: they be trollan
STEEV: I'm crysing inside for the lack of Mod tools though. . .
STEEV: Also crying
STEEV: i mean
STEEV: goddamn
STEEV: the destruction
STEEV: is so
STEEV: sexy
STEEV: if half as good as trailers show
STEEV: then sex
STEEV: But
STEEV: stupid game will be 50% snipers
Jonny Torso: lol
STEEV: huge maps guarantee this
STEEV: Other 50% in tanks
STEEV: le sigh of sadness
STEEV: STREAM ONLINE, SHOWING NOTHING NEW YET
STEEV: Wheeeeee
STEEV: Well
STEEV: Guys they're talking to now are both ex-mil, so
STEEV: nice
STEEV: but
STEEV: on to the game?
Jonny Torso: oh really now
STEEV: And now the tank footage again
Jonny Torso: single player
Jonny Torso: again
STEEV: >point targeting laser for A-10's at launchers in back of base
STEEV: >A-10 strafes tanks in front of base
STEEV: SURPRISINGLY REALISTIC
Jonny Torso: this
Jonny Torso: is old footage
Jonny Torso: that you were bitching about last night
Jonny Torso: isn't it?
STEEV: Something like that
STEEV: It's really not that bad.
STEEV: But. . . .
Jonny Torso: >literally 100 degrees out
Jonny Torso: >roommate asks if I wanna go to the beach
Jonny Torso: m
Lucky: OK THER IT IS
STEEV: LINK ME, BABY
Lucky: MORE WINDWAKER
Lucky: DO IT
<TBC> Linx entered chat.
Shvitzel: HAI AUSTRALIA MAN!
Jonny Torso: OK
Jonny Torso: NINTENDO SOUND WORKING
<TBC> Linx: sup suh
<TBC> Linx: finally
Patroclus Rex: hey you guys want Skyward Sword and Ocarina of Time right?
<TBC> Linx: I liked the backwards talking
Patroclus Rex: LOL TOO BAD WAND OF GAMELON 3D
Jonny Torso: I see
Jonny Torso: old zelda games
STEEV: I see
Jonny Torso: inb4 windwaker spoiler
STEEV: things I don't care about
Captain Ped0bear: WINDWAKER DAMNIT
Lucky: I SEE SO MANY BODIES NOT READY
Shvitzel: I want this music
STEEV: A TRIFORCE ATE HER FACE
Patroclus Rex: ZELDA'S LULLABY
Lucky: GOD I HAVE TO GET MY WW BACK
Patroclus Rex: FUCK YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAH
Lucky: BEST
<TBC> Linx: nom nom
Lucky: ZELDA
Lucky: EVER
Jonny Torso: Wind waker?
Lucky: ya
Shvitzel agrees with Linx
Jonny Torso: I don't remember TP looking that good
STEEV: What is this weeaboo nonsense
Jonny Torso: I remember
Jonny Torso: more jaggies
Lucky: HYRULE FEILD THEME
STEEV: I remember more goldeneye
Jonny Torso: lol
Shvitzel: This has already bested Microsoft so hard
STEEV: and more perfect dark
Jonny Torso: GOLDENEYE WII 2
Lucky: &
Lucky: ^^^^
Patroclus Rex: I HATE THIS PARTICULAR HYRULE FIELD THEME
Lucky: what scvitz said
Jonny Torso: VOTEBAN
Jonny Torso: BOATVAN
Lucky: PARTYVAN
Lucky: UNTZ
STEEV: NOPE
Captain Ped0bear: NIGGERVAN
Shvitzel: .......
Lucky: WAIT
STEEV: WILD TRIFORCE APPEARED
Shvitzel: voteban indeed
Lucky: SYWARD SWORD
Patroclus Rex: NO
Patroclus Rex: OH GOD
<TBC> Linx: wtf mate
Patroclus Rex: THERE IT IS
<TBC> Linx: what is that?
STEEV: NINTENDO USED MORE ZELDA GAMES
Jonny Torso: SHIT'S PRETTY
Lucky: WAT
STEEV: ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE
Lucky: SHE IS FALL
Shvitzel: xD
Lucky: THEN EAT
Jonny Torso: HATERS GONNA HATE
STEEV: CASUALS GAVE UP ALL THEIR MONEY
<TBC> Linx: llink used jump
Jonny Torso: HATERS
<TBC> Linx: attack missed
Jonny Torso: GONNA HATE
Shvitzel: SHE DONE GOT ATE
STEEV: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Jonny Torso: le ffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
STEEV: Wake me up when link grows a pair.
Lucky: hnnnnnnggggggg
Patroclus Rex: SHIGERUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Captain Ped0bear: how can he
Lucky: HHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG
Captain Ped0bear: he keeps getting turned into a kid
STEEV: EXACTLY
Lucky: I LOVE YOU MIYAMOTO
Lucky: HAVE MY BABIES
STEEV: Shush, weeaboo
<TBC> Linx: looking fly
Lucky: yay he's talking
Jonny Torso: his english is worse than 2001
STEEV: HOW EVERYONE AND WELCOME
Jonny Torso: oh lol
Patroclus Rex: HERRO EVERYNYAN
STEEV: AV AHSKAMENANANAGHEN
Lucky: lol translators
Shvitzel: I understood some of the Japanese at Sony's conference.
Shvitzel: Let's see how this goes today
Patroclus Rex: ZERUDA KAWAII DESU
Jonny Torso: It's also metroid's 25th
Patroclus Rex: UGUU~7
Jonny Torso: MORE METROID
Jonny Torso: ?
Jonny Torso: GIMME
Patroclus Rex: uguuuuuu
<TBC> Linx: meeeee 2
Lucky: MUSIC YOU SAY
Lucky: MAKE CD OF MUSIC
STEEV: Ib4 new zelda game is a music game
Lucky: DO IT
Lucky: I;LL TAKE 20
Jonny Torso: BUYING 10 COPIES
<TBC> Linx: efffff
Patroclus Rex: MAKE CD
Patroclus Rex: CAKE MD
Captain Ped0bear: ZELDA HERO
Patroclus Rex: DR CAKE MD
Shvitzel: WII ZELDA MUSIC
Jonny Torso: ORCARANA HERO
STEEV: If any of you zelda fans do not ALREADY have all the music.
Lucky: WAT
Lucky: NO
Lucky: NO
<TBC> Linx: wtf
Lucky: NO
Lucky: NO
STEEV: I will slap you
Jonny Torso: oh
Jonny Torso: ok
Jonny Torso: that was fixed
Jonny Torso: Xd
Captain Ped0bear: lol
Jonny Torso: inb4 wii music 3
Jonny Torso: er
Jonny Torso: 2
Lucky: YES
Lucky: MORE MUSIC
Lucky: I HAVE AN ERECTION FOR THI
Lucky: S
STEEV: induring Ocarina Band
Jonny Torso: inb4 skyward sword uses orchestrated music
Captain Ped0bear: hey
Jonny Torso: OH
Jonny Torso: HERE WE GO
MASK de Smith entered chat.
Shvitzel: That a conductor was necessary for that is hilarious
Patroclus Rex: DA DA DA DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
STEEV: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
<TBC> Linx: slurge
Jonny Torso: IT'S
Lucky: IT'S DANGEROUS TO GO ALONE TAKE THIS
STEEV: Okay
Jonny Torso: BEAUTIFUL
STEEV: right now
Jonny Torso: CIRCLEJERK
Lucky: calling it
Lucky: Nintendo take the cake again
Shvitzel: Will import from Japan, just like Galaxy soundtrack
Patroclus Rex: DA DA DA DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Jonny Torso: HERE COMES A GAME
STEEV: Alexand Brandon and Frank Klepacky need to parachute from the ceiling with flamethrowers.
Jonny Torso: oh
Captain Ped0bear: lol
Jonny Torso: oh wow
Jonny Torso: what
<TBC> Linx: wtf
Jonny Torso: oh
Jonny Torso: I SEE
Jonny Torso: WHAT THEY DID THAR
<TBC> Linx: orchestra
<TBC> Linx: get on that
Jonny Torso: I was expecting him to take the console out there
Jonny Torso: ...
Jonny Torso: XD
<TBC> Linx: haha
STEEV: me2
<TBC> Linx: perfect
Shvitzel: Same Jonny
Captain Ped0bear: little chinaman getting verry excite
Shvitzel: ........
Patroclus Rex: that guy doesn't speak japanese
Jonny Torso: OH
Lucky: WUT
Jonny Torso: SNAP
Lucky: YES
Lucky: OH SHIT
Patroclus Rex: he was just saying the songs he wanted
Jonny Torso: oh
Jonny Torso: eshop
<TBC> Linx: splurge
Jonny Torso: >doesn't have 3Ds
Patroclus Rex: YESSS
<TBC> Linx: I dont either
Lucky: >never played links awakening
<TBC> Linx: cant decided if I want it or not...
Patroclus Rex: i never played Link's Awakening either
STEEV: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Jonny Torso: After Vita
Jonny Torso: is $250
<TBC> Linx: it's tight yo
Patroclus Rex: now when i actally get a 3DS
Jonny Torso: I dunno
Patroclus Rex: I CAN
Lucky: just get a rom
Patroclus Rex: oh yeah
Patroclus Rex: yeah i'll probably do that
STEEV: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
<TBC> Linx: or gamestop it's like $5 if you can find it
Lucky: YES
Lucky: MQ MODE
Shvitzel: Holy shit, I actually understand a lot of this Japanese.
Patroclus Rex: yay master wuest
Patroclus Rex: OH GOD BOSS CHALLENGE
STEEV: WEEABOO
Jonny Torso: DSI
Jonny Torso: what
Jonny Torso: OH
Jonny Torso: WHAT
<TBC> Linx: oh shit
Jonny Torso: FUCK
Lucky: WAT
Jonny Torso: I DON'T HAVE A DSI
Lucky: OH GOD
Lucky: DAMMIT
<TBC> Linx: I WANT IT
Jonny Torso: WHAT ABOUT MY DSLITE
STEEV: Wasn't that already out?
Lucky: BRB RUNNING OUT AND BUYING A 3DS
Shvitzel: HOLY SHIT
Shvitzel: NEED 3DS
Jonny Torso: tomorrow
Captain Ped0bear: lol
Jonny Torso: oh
Jonny Torso: ..
Jonny Torso: hmm
<TBC> Linx: gimme a date fool
STEEV: zzzzzzzzzzz
Lucky: FREE 4 SWOOOOOOOOOOOOOORDS
Shvitzel: Wii confirmed
Patroclus Rex: i'm going to play the shit out of skyward sword
Patroclus Rex: then probably trade in my wii
Lucky: GOLD REMOTE YOU SAY
Jonny Torso: hmm
STEEV: I'm going to play the shit out of ignore nintendo.
Jonny Torso: already have 4 controllers
Shvitzel: That is pretty though
Lucky: I have two
Lucky: but
Shvitzel: Depends if it'll work with Cafe
Lucky: my wii's still broke
Jonny Torso: trailer now?
Jonny Torso: demo?
Jonny Torso: oh god
Jonny Torso: last year's demo
Jonny Torso: xD
<TBC> Linx: something
Shvitzel: xD
<TBC> Linx: too much talking
Jonny Torso: AND NOW METROID
<TBC> Linx: BOOM
Jonny Torso: please?
STEEV: AND NOW TRIBES UNIVERSE
STEEV: wot
Lucky: OH GOD CONCERTS
Lucky: DO WANT
Jonny Torso: AND NOW DEUS EX 3
STEEV: waaaaat
Patroclus Rex: AND NOW POKEMON GREY
Shvitzel: CONCERT
Lucky: I WILL GO TO ALL OF THEM
Shvitzel: CONCERT
Shvitzel: CONCERT
Shvitzel: /gasm
Lucky: ^
Jonny Torso: NEED TO FIND EQUALLY NERDY FRIENDS
Shvitzel: Come to Chicago!
STEEV: *traises hand*
Patroclus Rex: MUST GO
Patroclus Rex: HE SAID EUROPE
Jonny Torso: hmm
Patroclus Rex: HELL YES
Lucky: WHY IS EVERYTHING SO FAR AWAY
Jonny Torso: conert eh?
STEEV: Go away europe.
Lucky: FUCK TENNESSEE
Lucky: OH GOD
Lucky: OH
Lucky: GOD
Shvitzel: CD!
Lucky: HHHNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG
Jonny Torso: AH FUCK THIS I DON'T HAVE A 3DS
Lucky: SHIT MUST BUY IT
STEEV: DONT YOU PEOPLE ALREADY HAVE THE MUSIC?
??Patroclus Rex: HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG
Lucky: GONNA BUY IT AWYAY
Patroclus Rex: i do but still
Shvitzel: xD
Lucky: IT COEMS WITH AN ORCARAINA
Patroclus Rex: HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG
Shvitzel: ^wat Lucky said
Jonny Torso: >orchestrated
Lucky: GET IT ANYWAY
Lucky: AND POSSIBLY LINKS HAT
STEEV: OH YEAH ACTIVITIES IM IN KINDERGARTEN
Lucky: NEW ZELAND GOT THE HAT
Lucky: WE SHOULD TOO
Lucky: BUT NOW UK
Lucky: *NOT UK
Captain Ped0bear: ITT Lucky uses the hat to fap
Lucky: nou
Patroclus Rex: FUCK YOU LUCKY
Patroclus Rex: YOU CRAZY YANK
Jonny Torso: inb4 kogima
Jonny Torso: kojima
Jonny Torso: XD
Lucky: where is kojima
Patroclus Rex: you americans
STEEV: New Theory: This conference is a cover for the secret invasion of the US by a million japanese comandos disguised as game developers.
Lucky: what the fuck
Patroclus Rex: pronounce mario so weird
<TBC> Linx: efffffffffffff
Captain Ped0bear: lol
Jonny Torso: and
Jonny Torso: now 3DS games
Jonny Torso: or zelda trailer
Lucky: ok
<TBC> Linx: something
Patroclus Rex: now POKEMON GREY
Captain Ped0bear: nope
Captain Ped0bear: no gameplay
Jonny Torso: NOW WII MUSIC 2
STEEV: POKEMON RAINBOW BUTTSEX VERSION
Lucky: gonna get OoT and register it
STEEV: :/
Illu entered chat.
Captain Ped0bear left chat.
Lucky: to get cd
Jonny Torso: illu you late
Illu: what'd I miss?
MASK de Smith bop illu
Shvitzel: Oh crap, the master weaboo
Jonny Torso: why you late
Illu: :<
Lucky: NO BODY WANTS AN ILLU
<TBC> Linx: fuck illlu
STEEV: You missed some weeaboo nonsense/
Jonny Torso: YOU MISSED CAFE
Jonny Torso: I MEAN WIENER BEAR
Illu: so
Illu: nothing of value was missed
<TBC> Linx: no
Patroclus Rex: ILLU YOU MISSED THE BEST ANNOUNCEMENT EVER
<TBC> Linx: so much talking
Jonny Torso: slight amounts of zelda footage
Patroclus Rex: LITERALLY
<TBC> Linx: sooooo much talking
Patroclus Rex: WE CAN'T EVEN
Jonny Torso: DANCE
Patroclus Rex: TELL YOU
Lucky: IWATA
Jonny Torso: DANCE IWATA DANCE
Patroclus Rex: IT WAS THAT AMAZING
Illu: wat
Lucky: DANCE
Jonny Torso: lol
Jonny Torso: >we did not sell software
<TBC> Linx: cafe
Jonny Torso: so
STEEV: Go 'way, get reggie
Jonny Torso: we make real games
<TBC> Linx: here it comes
Lucky: >where wii play
Lucky: i c wut u did thar
Shvitzel: Iwata: dropping da bomb
Jonny Torso: Thew nintendo "We"
Jonny Torso: XD
Jonny Torso: OH
Jonny Torso: SNAP
Jonny Torso: GIMME GAMECUBE 2
Patroclus Rex: ah what was it
Patroclus Rex: it borked
Jonny Torso: GAMEBOX
Patroclus Rex: OH GOD IT'S A GUY
Lucky: Iwata what do you have up your sleve...
Jonny Torso: ALSDKJF;ALSDKFJAL;SDKFJASL;DKFJ
Captain Ped0bear entered chat.
Jonny Torso: DEEPR
Jonny Torso: LIGHTER
Lucky: WIDER
Jonny Torso: h
<TBC> Linx: DEEEPER
Jonny Torso: wider
Lucky: I'LL SHOW YOU DEEPER
Patroclus Rex: DEEPER
Lucky: AND WIDER
Patroclus Rex: HARDER
<TBC> Linx: mmmmmh deepp
Shvitzel: xD
Patroclus Rex: FASTER
Jonny Torso: ERECTIN A BONER
Lucky: HNNNNGGG
Lucky: come on...
Jonny Torso: wider appeal
Jonny Torso: more casuals
Jonny Torso: lol
Lucky: penis jokes
Patroclus Rex: CASUAKS==LS
Jonny Torso: SHOW ME THE MONEY
Patroclus Rex: CASUALLLLLLS
Patroclus Rex: CASUAAAAAAAAAAAAALS
Lucky: DAMMIT
Jonny Torso: MOTHERFUKER
<TBC> Linx: effffffffffffffffffff
Jonny Torso: LASDKFJAL;SDKFJ;ASLDKFJASDL;KFJASL;DKFJ
Patroclus Rex: FUCKING CASUALS
Lucky: GODDAMMIT IWATA
<TBC> Linx: got ya bitch
Patroclus Rex: GAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Shvitzel: xD
Shvitzel: Such a tease
Jonny Torso: TEASE SOMETHING
Lucky: WE DUN GOT IWATA'D
Jonny Torso: SHOW A SCREENSHOT
Jonny Torso: FOR HALF A FRAME
Jonny Torso: I DON'T CARE
Lucky: we got iwata'd hard
Jonny Torso: TELL US THE FUCKIN' NAME
Shvitzel: It's Iwata. He's the console
Jonny Torso: oh shit
<TBC> Linx: stop tallking
Shvitzel: An Iwata for every living room!
Lucky: I;d buy it
Jonny Torso: megaton
<TBC> Linx: AND SHOW ME YO TITTIES
Lucky: wait
Jonny Torso: 3DS
STEEV: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Lucky: did he say 3d?
Jonny Torso: MARIO
Jonny Torso: KART
Lucky: VROOOOOOOOOOOM
Jonny Torso: wtf
Jonny Torso: how
Patroclus Rex: WHAT
Lucky: WAT
<TBC> Linx: wft
Lucky: HANG GLIDERS
Jonny Torso: that effect sorta worked
Shvitzel: That screen is fucking kickass
STEEV: WELL THAT WAS EXCITING
<TBC> Linx: pioletwings mario kart
Lucky: YES
Lucky: YES
Lucky: Y
Lucky: YES
STEEV: . . .
Lucky: GO FOX
Jonny Torso: PORT OF 64
Patroclus Rex: FURRYS==IES
STEEV: gtfo
Patroclus Rex: FURRIES
Jonny Torso: WHO GIVES A FUCK
Lucky: WAT
Lucky: THEY JSUT DID THAT
Patroclus Rex: BARREL ROLL
Lucky: DO A BARREL ROLL
Lucky: DO A BARREL ROLL
Lucky: DO A BARREL ROLL
DO A BARREL ROLL
DO A BARREL ROLL
DO A BARREL ROLL
DO A BARREL ROLL
DO A BARREL ROLL DO A BARREL ROLL
DO A BARREL ROLL
STEEV: FUCKKING BARREL RAAAAAL
Jonny Torso: racoon
Jonny Torso: RACOON
Patroclus Rex: OH SHIT
Patroclus Rex: TANOOKIS
Lucky: YES
Patroclus Rex: TANOOKIS ERRWHERE
Jonny Torso: WTFBBQ
<TBC> Linx: effff
Jonny Torso: oh
Lucky: PIIIIIIIIT
Jonny Torso: icarus
Lucky: PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
Patroclus Rex: OH BOY
Jonny Torso: this is not metroid
Jonny Torso: LUIGI
Lucky: YES
Lucky: YES
Lucky: TYES
Lucky: TES
Lucky: TES
Jonny Torso: 'S MANSION
Jonny Torso: OMG
Lucky: HHHNNG
Lucky: ASTHNRJKEW
Jonny Torso: ASDFLAKSDFJL;AKSDJFL;ASKDFJASDF
Jonny Torso: SDFJASDF
Patroclus Rex: WEEGEE
Jonny Torso: AJSDFJA
Jonny Torso: SDFJA
<TBC> Linx: OH SHITTT
Patroclus Rex: WEEGEEEEEEE
Lucky: MY BODY IS READY
<TBC> Linx: NO FUCK
Shvitzel: <3
Jonny Torso: SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY
Lucky: ^^^^^^^^^^^^
Patroclus Rex: TAKE IT
<TBC> Linx: bout to go buy me a 3ds
Patroclus Rex: TAKE ALL THE MONEY
Patroclus Rex: TAKE IT ALLLLLLL
Lucky: MANSION
STEEV: JUST GIVE ME A NEW GHOSTBUSTERS MOVIE
Lucky: YES
Jonny Torso: REGGI
Lucky: OH GOD
Jonny Torso: LOOOOL
Lucky: HHHHHHHHH NNNGGGG
Shvitzel: So, one new game in there. And I don't even fucking care.
Patroclus Rex: MY BODY IS REGGIE
Lucky: MY BODY IS READT
Jonny Torso: dat music
Shvitzel: <3
Shvitzel: <3
Jonny Torso: so here's
Lucky: did they just play ruby?
Jonny Torso: POKEMON
Shvitzel: You want...deeper and wider.
Patroclus Rex: yes Lucky
Patroclus Rex: they did
Jonny Torso: you want
Lucky: RUBAY RUBAY RUBAY RUBAY
Jonny Torso: shrooms
Jonny Torso: so
Patroclus Rex: REGGIE REGGIE REGGIE REGGIE
Lucky: I like that song
Patroclus Rex: AHAHAHAH
Jonny Torso: we're giving away shrooms with every new 3DS
Jonny Torso: STOP TEASING ME
Patroclus Rex: several WAREZ
Jonny Torso: SHOW ME YOUR MOVES
Shvitzel: We know they're gonna talk, we know they're gonna tease.
Jonny Torso: reggie be fuckin' up his speach
Lucky: who cares
Lucky: it's reggie
Jonny Torso: GIMME SOME FUCKING TRAILERS
Shvitzel: NO U
STEEV: Reggie be putting me to sleep
Illu: tell me when they talk about something interesting
Jonny Torso: me gusta
Patroclus Rex: MARIO KART
Illu: and I'll go back and watch again
Lucky: IS MY BODY READY YET
Jonny Torso: where's pikmin
Illu: also
Illu: Nintendo
Jonny Torso: tricked out
Lucky: TRIPPIN BALLS
Illu: has gone full furrie
Illu: ;_;
<TBC> Linx: tricked out yo
Patroclus Rex: THAT SOUNDS SHIT PRONOUNCED BY AN AMERICAN
<TBC> Linx: coins
Lucky: WHERE'S RAINBOW ROAD
<TBC> Linx: ohhh effff
STEEV: HOLY CRAP ITS JUST MARIO KART AGAIN
Patroclus Rex: COINS
Patroclus Rex: WHAT
Lucky: zubat
Jonny Torso: I have played many of these levels before
Shvitzel: Sonic
STEEV: BRING BACK DOUBLE DASH OR GTFO
Lucky: IT'S ZUBATS
Jonny Torso: HANG
Lucky: sut
Jonny Torso: GLIDERS
<TBC> Linx: effffffff
<TBC> Linx: why
Jonny Torso: WHY NOT
Lucky: wat
Patroclus Rex: OH JESUS FUCK
Jonny Torso: I'm expecting some wave race shit
Jonny Torso: nope
<TBC> Linx: submarine
Lucky: SUBMARINES VEHICLES
Jonny Torso: submarines
<TBC> Linx: oh damn
Shvitzel: Diddy Kong Racing...I would like to play that again.
Jonny Torso: lol
Jonny Torso: ^^^
Shvitzel: Hovercraft Love
Jonny Torso: oh
Patroclus Rex: oh wow
Jonny Torso: customizable vehicles
Illu: Diddy Kong was awesome
Jonny Torso: this is new
Patroclus Rex: OH WOW
Lucky: HOVERCRAFT SUCKED
Lucky: PLANE FTW
STEEV: Didn't you know? All go-carts now come with hang gliders. It's to help the niggers escape DA POLEEC
Captain Ped0bear: lol
Lucky: FUCK DA PO-LICE
Patroclus Rex: WAHAHA
Jonny Torso: I saw like
Jonny Torso: 2 new levels
Patroclus Rex: ENTIRELY
STEEV: MARIOKART
Jonny Torso: DATES
Patroclus Rex: ENTIRELY ew==new
Jonny Torso: GIVE ME THEM
STEEV: NOW WITHOUT KARTS
Shvitzel: Levels seem bigger relattive to the carts though, seems like some interesting variations.
Shvitzel: Just nothing that new
Patroclus Rex: ENTIRELY new
Lucky: HHHNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG
Jonny Torso: ahhh starbox
Jonny Torso: 64
Jonny Torso: again
Patroclus Rex: COCK PIT
Patroclus Rex: FURRIES
<TBC> Linx: oh no
Lucky: UNCUL AAAAAAAAANDROOOOOOOOOOOS
Jonny Torso: >tilt sucks
<TBC> Linx: yeaaaaa
Jonny Torso: >see cellphone games
<TBC> Linx: dunno bout that
<TBC> Linx: ahahaha
<TBC> Linx: awesome
Jonny Torso: oh
Jonny Torso: shit
Patroclus Rex: DO A BARREL ROLL
Jonny Torso: ooooook that's cool
STEEV: . . . .
Jonny Torso: playin' naked
Shvitzel: GOOD THING I SOUND LIKE SLIPPY!
Captain Ped0bear: wat
STEEV: Okay, this dumb.
Jonny Torso: ...seems late
Illu: JONNY PLAYIN' NEKKID
Jonny Torso: AWWWWWW YEAH
Jonny Torso: pokeman
Jonny Torso: ok
Lucky: NEKINDO
Jonny Torso: fine
Jonny Torso: mario
Jonny Torso: SHOW ME THE FOOTAGE
Patroclus Rex: POKEMON GREY
Patroclus Rex: no wait
Patroclus Rex: POKEMON MARIO VERSION
Illu: wat
STEEV: NINTENDO CONFERENCE MORE LIKE RE-RELEASES EXTRAVAGANZA 2011
<TBC> Linx: here we go
Lucky: not super mario 64 3d/
Jonny Torso: HERE WE GO
Jonny Torso: looks like galaxy
Jonny Torso: brb changing pants
Patroclus Rex: OH FUCK IT'S THOSE GUYS AGAIN
Lucky: TANOOOOOOOKEI
Jonny Torso: OH
Jonny Torso: STNAP
Patroclus Rex: KOOPA KIDS
STEEV: 360: NO GAMES
Shvitzel: Lost his hat
Jonny Torso: KOOPA KIDS
Lucky: TANOOKI SIT
STEEV: PS#: ALSO NO GAMES
Lucky: DO WANT
STEEV: NINTENDO: NO NEW GAMES
Shvitzel: STEEV XXIV: STEVETTE'S REVENGE: And Microsoft was "GIMME MOAR HALO"
Patroclus Rex: OH SNAP
STEEV: screw halo
Lucky: TANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
STEEV: screw microsoft
Patroclus Rex: TELEPORTS
Jonny Torso: sounds like
Lucky: COME ON
Jonny Torso: a fuckton of software for fall
Lucky: GIMME
Jonny Torso: nothing until then
Shvitzel: 3DS launch really came too early
Jonny Torso: wtf
Lucky: wut
Lucky: who was that
Jonny Torso: MAN ICARUS
MASK de Smith: release date: sometime
Jonny Torso: lol
Shvitzel: Pit: "Look at the size of that...squadron"
Lucky: wait
Lucky: wait
Jonny Torso: lol
Lucky: that's a girl
Patroclus Rex: no u
Patroclus Rex: you're a girl
Lucky: YES
Jonny Torso: what
Captain Ped0bear: NO HES NOT
Jonny Torso: is that
Patroclus Rex: oh snap
Jonny Torso: multiplayer
Jonny Torso: what
Illu: ok
Jonny Torso: THE
Jonny Torso: WHAT
Illu: that Mario game
Illu: I want
Patroclus Rex: OH BOY
Shvitzel: SNIPER
Lucky: HERE IS A BLANK CHECK
Patroclus Rex: I CAN'T WAIT TO BOMB SOME PLAYERS
Jonny Torso: SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY
Lucky: PLEASE WRITE A NUMBER ON IT AND I WILL PAY IT
Patroclus Rex: MEJEWSA
Illu: wut
Illu: wait
Jonny Torso: lol
Jonny Torso: ar
Illu: what
Illu: Kid Icarus
Shvitzel: Dude looks like Prince of Persia for some reason
Illu: multiplayer
Illu: wut
<TBC> Linx: nice logo
<TBC> Linx: ....
Jonny Torso: SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY
<TBC> Linx: .....
Patroclus Rex: KI DICK ARUS
STEEV: HI, I"M NINTENDO. I WANT TO APPEAL TO MORE THAN JUST CASUALS. LOOK, HERE'S MARIOKART.
Lucky: WHAT JONNY SAID TEN TIMES
<TBC> Linx: why I frozen?
Shvitzel: LATE STEEV IS LATE
Patroclus Rex: kiDICKarus
Illu: MARIO KART IS HARDCORE
Lucky: 3 ON 3 YOU SAY
Illu: DEAL WITH IT
Lucky: HAWT
<TBC> Linx: gah
Jonny Torso: pikmin
Lucky: ok
Jonny Torso: pkimn
Lucky: OK
STEEV: MARIOKART, MARIO, KID ICARUS
Jonny Torso: PIKIMIN
Jonny Torso: LUIGI
STEEV: >Appealing to hardcore
Jonny Torso: 'S MANSION
Lucky: YYYYYEEEES
Jonny Torso: NEW OR OLD?
Patroclus Rex: WEEGEE
Lucky: YWEEEEEEEEEEEEES
Patroclus Rex: WEEEEGEEEE
Illu: oh
Illu: Jonny
Illu: Atlus
Jonny Torso: OK
Jonny Torso: BUYING 3DS
Illu: announced Devil Survivor 2
<TBC> Linx: whaaat the effff
Jonny Torso: OLD NEWS
Shvitzel: HUZZAH!
Patroclus Rex: WEEGEE
Jonny Torso: seriously
Lucky: I HAVE A BONER FOR THIS GAME
Jonny Torso: illu
Jonny Torso: that was like
Jonny Torso: 5 months ago
<TBC> Linx: there we go
Illu: lol
Illu: welp
Lucky: Illu I even knew that
Illu: no one told me
Illu: lol
Lucky: YES
Lucky: I TOLD YOU
Jonny Torso: dat framerate
Lucky: DUMBASS
Jonny Torso: BUT
Illu: well
Illu: I blame Miko
Jonny Torso: SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY
Lucky: yup
Patroclus Rex: OH SHIT BOOKS
Lucky: buying a 3ds now
Jonny Torso: yeah
Shvitzel: WEEGIE USES FLASH BANGS NOW
Patroclus Rex: FUCK IT'S AMUMMY
Patroclus Rex: LOOK OUT WEEGEE
Jonny Torso: I
Jonny Torso: suddenly
Jonny Torso: really
Jonny Torso: really
Jonny Torso: really
Jonny Torso: want a 3DS
<TBC> Linx: yuuuup
Patroclus Rex: yes
Patroclus Rex: YES
STEEV YAWNS
Patroclus Rex: YES
Shvitzel: That means its working
Lucky: IT PRINTS MONEY
Patroclus Rex: WHAT
Lucky: SO MUCH MONEY
Jonny Torso: SEVERAL NEW MANSIONS
Patroclus Rex: SEVERAL MANSIONS
Jonny Torso: TAKE
Jonny Torso: MY
Jonny Torso: MONEY
Lucky: MY BODY IS NOT READY
Illu: WEEGEE MANSION
STEEV: LOOK AT THIS REHASH ITS TOTALLY A NEW GAME ITS IN 3D
Illu: I liked that game
Lucky: SHUT UP STEEV
Jonny Torso: inb4 metal gear that looks 50x worse than last year
Patroclus Rex: WEEEEEGEEEEEE
Illu: lol'd
STEEV: Screw metal gear.
STEEV: I want metal slug
Patroclus Rex: oh shit POKEMON GREY TIME
Lucky: WESKER
Illu: STEEV likes screwing giant robos
Lucky: THAT WAS WESKER
Shvitzel: Here Steev, have a PC
Jonny Torso: ACE COMBAT
Patroclus Rex: MARIO & SONIC IN LONDON
Jonny Torso: WHAT
Lucky: ACE COMBAT
Lucky: YES
Lucky: YES
Patroclus Rex: lol no
Lucky: YES
Lucky: YES
Jonny Torso: the
Jonny Torso: fuck
Patroclus Rex: TETRIS
STEEV: >ACE COMBAT
STEEV: >DIE
Lucky: GIMME MAH PLANES DAMMIT
Patroclus Rex: TEEEEEEEETRIIIIIIIIIIIS
Lucky: CAVE STORUY
STEEV: ACE COMBAT MORE LIKE WEEABOO BILLION MISSILE PLANE
Jonny Torso: RE REVELATIONS
Patroclus Rex: two resident evils
Jonny Torso: TAKE MY MONEY
Lucky: GET OUT
Lucky: >driver
Jonny Torso: one's mercenaries
Lucky: really?
Patroclus Rex: PACMAN
Jonny Torso: tekken
Jonny Torso: lol
Jonny Torso: who gives a fuck
Jonny Torso: MGS
Jonny Torso: SUDDENLY LOOKS LIKE SHIT
Lucky: SNAKE?
Lucky: SNAKE!
Illu: lol'd
Lucky: SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK
Lucky: E
Shvitzel: Konami lulz
STEEV: THEY STOLE PART OF THE INTEL INSIDE JUNGLE
Jonny Torso: where's the kinect?
Jonny Torso: WHERE'S THE KINECT
Jonny Torso: oh wait
Lucky: lolno
Illu: .....
Lucky: weird
Lucky: there's actually games at this panel
STEEV: yeah
STEEV: games that came out a decade ago
Lucky: at least they're games
Patroclus Rex: agh steev
STEEV: point
Illu: to tell the truth
Illu: games that Nintendo made decades ago
Patroclus Rex: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART STEEV
Illu: are better than games Nintendo makes now
Illu: so
Illu: I'm ok with this
STEEV: point
Jonny Torso: lol
Jonny Torso: also
Jonny Torso: HEY IT'S NOT AN FPS
STEEV: WHERE IS MY TRIBES
Jonny Torso: so
Jonny Torso: yay
Lucky: FREE
Jonny Torso: yay
Jonny Torso: free
Jonny Torso: but
Lucky: YAY
Jonny Torso: dont' own system
STEEV: OH GOD
Patroclus Rex: WAIT EXCITEBIKE
STEEV: EXCITEBIKE
Lucky: I love Excitebike
Patroclus Rex: OH BOY
Jonny Torso: EXCITE
MASK de Smith: yay...
Jonny Torso: GTA
Lucky: OK
Lucky: GO ON
Patroclus Rex: POKEMON
STEEV: agh dfnSD
STEEV: .l
Patroclus Rex: POKEMON
STEEV: vDF:AGL"H VK
STEEV: ,
Lucky: POKEMON
Patroclus Rex: POKEMON
Jonny Torso: POKEDEX
STEEV: whyyyyyyyyyyyyy
<TBC> Linx: ohhh shit
Patroclus Rex: POKEMON
<TBC> Linx: blue
Patroclus Rex: POKEMON
<TBC> Linx: come on
Patroclus Rex: POKEMON
Jonny Torso: what
STEEV: DKLVDASBJKL JKL RFHFHFHEVOPTUANEMRPO O O O O O Hb
Lucky: RED
Patroclus Rex: REAL POKEMON
Lucky: RED IS BETTER
STEEV: The hell?
STEEV: GTFO
Patroclus Rex: ACTUAL REAL POKEMON
<TBC> Linx: pfffff
<TBC> Linx: blue ftw
Jonny Torso: pokedex 3
STEEV: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Jonny Torso: d
Jonny Torso: Fucking
STEEV: JAPAN WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
Patroclus Rex: THEY ARE GENETICALLY ENGINEERING IRL POKEMON
Jonny Torso: old news
Lucky: B&W wasn't that good
Lucky: I didn't really like it
STEEV: :<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
<TBC> Linx: damn
Lucky: huh
Patroclus Rex: shut up lucky
Lucky: nou
<TBC> Linx: really wanted 3D pokemon red/blue
Patroclus Rex: IT'S POKEMON
<TBC> Linx: tight
Lucky: oh wat
Lucky: gen 3 was best
Patroclus Rex: oh wait no this is the thing that sucks
Shvitzel: You'll need to catch'em a.....oh, just buy some AR cards
Patroclus Rex: ANNOUNCE A GAME RETARD
Lucky: ok
<TBC> Linx: serusly
Lucky: now
STEEV: welp
STEEV: I'm bored.
Lucky: they are appealing to furries
STEEV: Where's tribes
Jonny Torso: GIANT MUDKIPS IN THE GRAND CANYON
STEEV: WHERE
STEEV: IS
Patroclus Rex: ew Lucky
Captain Ped0bear: wat
STEEV: TRIBES
Patroclus Rex: ew
Lucky: wat
Lucky: wa
Lucky: t
Illu: MAKE YOUR OWN PORN: POKEMON EDITION
Lucky: it's a game
Lucky: that is the pokedex
Jonny Torso: o lol
Jonny Torso: illu
Captain Ped0bear: >STEEV looking for Tribes at nintendo
Lucky: that is dumb
Patroclus Rex: WHERE IS GREY
Jonny Torso: SUPER IMPOSE POKEMON ON YOUR DICK
STEEV: STEEV LOOKS FOR TRIBES EVERYWHERE
Illu: lol
Jonny Torso: ok
Patroclus Rex: irlol
Lucky: SO ABOUT THAT NEW CONSOLE
Illu: look in Jonny's pants
Illu: it's in there
Jonny Torso: I'm totally super imposing them on boobs
Shvitzel: /will lol if Tribes gets announced
Lucky: ok
Jonny Torso: HERE
Jonny Torso: WE
Jonny Torso: GO
<TBC> Linx: here we go
Lucky: LETS GET TO IT
Jonny Torso: DASL;KFJASL;DKFJASDLKFJ
<TBC> Linx: here we go
Shvitzel: /also, puts Bidoof everywhere
Patroclus Rex: OUR NEW CONSOLE IS CALLED
Jonny Torso: VAGINA
Lucky: ...
Lucky: .......................
Jonny Torso: wait
Patroclus Rex: THE PIINIS
<TBC> Linx: efffff
Jonny Torso: is it
Jonny Torso: we
Jonny Torso: if it's we
Jonny Torso: I
Lucky: REGGEI WHAT ARE YOU PLANNING
Patroclus Rex: PIINIS
Lucky: GODDAMMIT REGGIE
Shvitzel: Yu!
Jonny Torso: VAGIINA
Patroclus Rex: CLIITORIIS
Jonny Torso: WHAT
Captain Ped0bear: >Jonny wants to stick his dick in the new console
Lucky: WAT
Jonny Torso: NO
<TBC> Linx: Yu
<TBC> Linx: haha
<TBC> Linx: no way
<TBC> Linx: come on
Jonny Torso: The nintendo Absolutely
Lucky: DON'T YOU DO IT
Lucky: REGGIE
Jonny Torso: WHAT
<TBC> Linx: Wii Yu
Jonny Torso: REALLY
Lucky: ...
Shvitzel: The Nintendo Absolutely!
Lucky: WAT
<TBC> Linx: hahahaha
Jonny Torso: FUCKING
<TBC> Linx: called it
Lucky: OH MY GOD
Jonny Torso: WORSE
Jonny Torso: THAN
<TBC> Linx: oh efff
Jonny Torso: NO
Lucky: FUCKING
Lucky: STUP[ID
Patroclus Rex: the nintendo GIIVE US YOUR MONII
Patroclus Rex: oh no it isn't
Jonny Torso: ...
STEEV: what is this
Jonny Torso: really
Patroclus Rex: lol
Shvitzel: HAHAHAHA
Lucky: THEN IT STOPPED PRINTING MONEY
Jonny Torso: Is it possible
Jonny Torso: to get a name
Jonny Torso: worse than wii
Patroclus Rex: oh no they di-in't
Jonny Torso: yes
Jonny Torso: yes it is
Jonny Torso: the wiiu
Jonny Torso: EW
<TBC> Linx: wtf
Lucky: gawd dayum
STEEV: WIIUBOO
Patroclus Rex: OH FUCK IT
Jonny Torso: BAILOUT
<TBC> Linx: it's an ipad
Jonny Torso: .GIF
<TBC> Linx: haha
Shvitzel: pretty
Patroclus Rex: OH FUCK THAT
STEEV: WII U BOO EVERYWHAR
Patroclus Rex: OH GOD DAMN IT
Lucky: oh hey two analog sticks
Jonny Torso: shit's ugly
Patroclus Rex: I'M GOING TO BUY A 3DS JUST TO SPITE THE WII U
Jonny Torso: ok
Jonny Torso: here we go
<TBC> Linx: looks awkward as hell
Lucky: MORE LIKE PEE ON U
STEEV: And then
Patroclus Rex: LOL
STEEV: I wanted to stab it
Shvitzel: Reggie's really throwing out the oxymorons today
Jonny Torso: DEM GRAPHICS
Jonny Torso: wht
Jonny Torso: ble
Patroclus Rex: BASEBALL SUCKS
<TBC> Linx: efff I le froze
Lucky: ^
Patroclus Rex: SOCCERRULZ
Lucky: SOCCER IS BETTER
Jonny Torso: wait
Jonny Torso: it works with wii games
STEEV: zzzzzzzzzz
Patroclus Rex: oh woah what
Jonny Torso: NO MORE HEREOS
STEEV: IF I WANTED A HANDHELD
Lucky: ^
Jonny Torso: ALL DAY
Jonny Torso: ERRY DAY
STEEV: I WOULD GET
Patroclus Rex: LINK
Lucky: nmh
STEEV: A HANDHELD
STEEV: GODDAMN
Lucky: NMH
Jonny Torso: no srsly
Lucky: YES
Jonny Torso: where's my sweet ass games
Jonny Torso: stiop showing board games
Patroclus Rex: HEY GUYS HERE'S THE NEW WII
Patroclus Rex: LOL JK
Patroclus Rex: IT'S A DS
Jonny Torso: m_-
Shvitzel: If it's single touch only....
Lucky: OK
Lucky: NO
<TBC> Linx: thats kinda cool
<TBC> Linx: but seriously
<TBC> Linx: .....
Lucky: I'M NOT PUTTING MY CONTROLLER ON THE FLOOR
Jonny Torso: so
Jonny Torso: no seriously
Shvitzel: Looks like they're really playing up the AR component
Jonny Torso: wheres a game that'll not look like just a wii one
Jonny Torso: Is it
<TBC> Linx: will you even have to buy a new system?
Jonny Torso: just a controller?
Jonny Torso: because
Patroclus Rex: where's Deadpool the video game
Jonny Torso: shit looks weak
Patroclus Rex: someone announce it
Shvitzel: Hmm.......
Jonny Torso: OH HEY
Patroclus Rex: NINJA
Shvitzel: xD
Jonny Torso: SHADERS
Jonny Torso: I SAW SHADERS GUYS
Patroclus Rex: WOAH WHAT
STEEV: OH
STEEV: MY
STEEV: GOD
STEEV: THIS IS
Jonny Torso: I CAN DO THIS ON MY PHONE ALREADY
STEEV: THE ANSWER
Jonny Torso: SHOCKING
Patroclus Rex: OH BOY A FREE DOG WITH EVERY CONSOLE
STEEV: TO THE QUESTION
STEEV: NO
STEEV: ONE
STEEV: FUCKING
STEEV: ASKED
Jonny Torso: these aren't games
Jonny Torso: OH
Jonny Torso: MY
Patroclus Rex: WHERE IS MY LITTLE PONY THE VIDEO GAME
Jonny Torso: FUCKING
<TBC> Linx: dummmmmmb
Jonny Torso: WHAT
Patroclus Rex: WHERE IS IT
Patroclus Rex: GOD DAMN
Jonny Torso: ZERUDA
Jonny Torso: HOLY COCKS
Shvitzel: This...is truly what Alexander Graham Bell invisioned
<TBC> Linx: oh h shiza
Jonny Torso: OH MY GOD ZELDA
Jonny Torso: holy zelda
Lucky: hhnnggg
Jonny Torso: MY BODY IS READY
Lucky: if it looks half as good as that
STEEV: Lucky needs some ex-lax
Shvitzel: That...wasn't Armogohma was it?
Lucky: I'll buy 100
Jonny Torso: it'll look like tp
Patroclus Rex: what an opportune time for my stream to freeze
<TBC> Linx: I still dont understand tho
Jonny Torso: if it looks half as good as that
STEEV: NEXT UP
Jonny Torso: I SAW 4 TRIGGERS
STEEV: PC GAMES THAT DONT USE THE MONITOR
Lucky: OH SHIT FOUR TRIGGERS
Jonny Torso: I CAN PLAY
Patroclus Rex: NEXT UP
Jonny Torso: TIMESPLITTERS
Patroclus Rex: A DS
Jonny Torso: ON
Patroclus Rex: BUT
Jonny Torso: EVERY
Jonny Torso: SINGLE
Patroclus Rex: YOU DON'T NEED THE DS
Jonny Torso: SCREEN
<TBC> Linx: dummmmmb
STEEV: IMPLYING TIMESPLITTERS WILL BE COMPATIBLE
<TBC> Linx: ......
Jonny Torso: >gamecube
Jonny Torso: It plays wii games
Jonny Torso: the wii is an overclocked gamecube
Patroclus Rex: and the wiiu is an overclocked ipad
<TBC> Linx: yuuuuuup
STEEV: I'll be mild amuse if it'll do splitscreen timesplitters right.
Jonny Torso: oh
Jonny Torso: lol
Captain Ped0bear: >mfw everyone loses E3
STEEV: Well
STEEV: Not EVERYONE
Shvitzel: TIMESPLITTERS WITH 16 PEOPLE AND FOUR SCREENS ON EACH CONTROLLER!
Shvitzel misses the point
<TBC> Linx: look the console is still the god damn same
Jonny Torso: HOLY MOTHER OF OGD
Illu: wat
Jonny Torso: WOULD BUY
Patroclus Rex: did he say hd
Jonny Torso: ZOOM IN ON THAT ZELDA
Jonny Torso: HE SAID HD
Lucky: YES
Patroclus Rex: ZELDA HD
Jonny Torso: WELCOME TO 2005
Lucky: GO ON
STEEV: WInner of E3 so far:
STEEV: www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SD6-YotryY&feature=player_embedded
STEEV: PREY 2 IS AS AWESOME AS THE CGI TRAILER
Lucky: Nintendo panel is on
Lucky: not clicking that
Jonny Torso: WHERE THE COCKS IS MY REAL GAMES
Patroclus Rex: OH BOY BASEBALL
Jonny Torso: I SAW ZELDA
Patroclus Rex: NO WAIT
Jonny Torso: FOR 2 SECONDS
Patroclus Rex: BASEBALL IS LAME
Jonny Torso: IT LOOKED ALMOST AS GOOD AS THE WITCHER 2
Jonny Torso: almost
Jonny Torso: XD
Shvitzel: Jonny, they're teasing the controller. Look for games at the September conference
Patroclus Rex: HAMIREE
Lucky: FAMIRY
Jonny Torso: Then this will be a huge dissapoitnment
Jonny Torso: because
Jonny Torso: they got nothing for wii
Jonny Torso: and just blew their 3DS load
Shvitzel: They've got 10+ minutes, we might see montages yet.
Shvitzel: But dedicated trailers....I'm not holding my breath.
Jonny Torso: retro
Jonny Torso: come on
Jonny Torso: plz
Jonny Torso: kthx
Jonny Torso: ok
Jonny Torso: pikmin?
Patroclus Rex: PIXELS
Patroclus Rex: MORE PIXELS
Captain Ped0bear left chat.
Shvitzel: IWATA ASKS TIME
<TBC> Linx: this aint no new console
<TBC> Linx: ...
Illu: lol
Jonny Torso: show
Jonny Torso: 3rd party
Jonny Torso: games
Jonny Torso: now
Jonny Torso: lol
Patroclus Rex: you guys wanted a new console?
Lucky: they showed RE
Patroclus Rex: lol here's an ipad
Jonny Torso: smash
Jonny Torso: smaaaaaaaaaaaash
Patroclus Rex: WOAH WHAT
Shvitzel: Nah, Kirby Yarn 2
Patroclus Rex: MORE KIDICKARUS
Jonny Torso: BOTH
<TBC> Linx: effffffff
Jonny Torso: WAT
Lucky: WAT
<TBC> Linx: EFFFFFFFFF
Lucky: OH GOD
Jonny Torso: SMASHU BROTHA
<TBC> Linx: EFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Lucky: GOD
Lucky: OH GOD
Shvitzel: /win
Lucky: MY BODY WASBN'T READY
Shvitzel: /game
Shvitzel: /set
<TBC> Linx: I am buying a 3ds now
Shvitzel: /match
Patroclus Rex: I DON'T
Lucky: END
Patroclus Rex: EVEN
Lucky: IT'S OVER
Jonny Torso: BO THIS MAN
Jonny Torso: BOO THIS MAN
Lucky: I'LL TAKE A MILLION
Lucky: >for the future
Patroclus Rex: RYU SOFTWARE?
Patroclus Rex: I THINK HE JUST SAID STREETFIGHTER
Lucky: MEANING WHO KNOWS HOW LONG IT WILL TAKE
Patroclus Rex: GUYS WE ALL HEARD IT
Patroclus Rex: HE SAID RYU SOFTWARE
Jonny Torso: METROID
Jonny Torso: COME ON
Jonny Torso: PLEASE
Jonny Torso: holy
Patroclus Rex: HEMORRHOID
Jonny Torso: birds
Patroclus Rex: COME ON
Jonny Torso: RED
Jonny Torso: STEEL
Jonny Torso: 3
Jonny Torso: lol
CLaX entered chat.
Lucky: inb4 ninja gaiden
Patroclus Rex: FLYING IN JAPAN
Patroclus Rex: THE VIDEO GAME
Jonny Torso: dude
Jonny Torso: it's flower 2
Jonny Torso: lol
Jonny Torso: but now you're a bird
STEEV: WEEABURD
Jonny Torso: lol
Jonny Torso: >working title
Jonny Torso: is pretty
STEEV: OH JAPAN
STEEV: YOU SO FLOWERY
Patroclus Rex: OH GOD FISH
Jonny Torso: SUDDENLY YOSHI
Patroclus Rex: SHIT
Jonny Torso: nope
Jonny Torso: ok
Jonny Torso: well
Jonny Torso: SHOW ME THE REAL TIME
Lucky: koi don't jump
<TBC> Linx: bs
Lucky: they a lazy ass fish
Illu: ROOSKIE
Patroclus Rex: Lucky
Illu: WHAT YOU DOING IN HERE
Patroclus Rex: it's just agame
Illu: also
Illu: inb4 Lucky grabs the fish
CLaX: sup
Illu: and hits people with it
Lucky: FISH KILL
Jonny Torso: GAY
Jonny Torso: FUCKING MII'S
Patroclus Rex: OH WHAT
Lucky: FIIIIISH KIIIIIIIIIIIILL
Jonny Torso: actually
Jonny Torso: no
Jonny Torso: I want this
<TBC> Linx: god damn
Jonny Torso: ALL UP INSIDE ME
Patroclus Rex: I DON'T EVEN
Patroclus Rex: KNOW
Illu: bend over Jonny
Patroclus Rex: WHAT TO THINK ANYMORE
Lucky: SPREAD IT LIKE AIDS
CLaX: oh wow
Shvitzel: ...you want your mii inside u?
Jonny Torso bends over
CLaX: My body is not ready
Illu: he wants your Mii
<TBC> Linx: LAME
STEEV: OH NO
STEEV: PIRATE ARROWS
Lucky: WAT
Lucky: WAAAAAAT
Lucky: THE FUCK
Patroclus Rex: uhh
Jonny Torso: um
<TBC> Linx: laaaaaaaaaaaaame
Jonny Torso: show me
Jonny Torso: some
Patroclus Rex: i uh
Patroclus Rex: i don't
Jonny Torso: like
Patroclus Rex: what
Jonny Torso: HD games
Jonny Torso: or something
Jonny Torso: please
Illu: oh god lol
Illu: Team Weeaboo
Illu: makes announcement
Illu: "NINTENDO COMMITS SUICIDE LIVE"
Lucky: >phhone ringing
<TBC> Linx: yuuuuuup
Lucky: >not answer it
Jonny Torso: these graphics are pretty balls
Jonny Torso: I mean
Shvitzel: Wiimotes
Jonny Torso: the bird demo
Jonny Torso: but
Jonny Torso: wtf
Jonny Torso: OH
Jonny Torso: HERE WE
Shvitzel: THEY....ARE....DEMOS
Jonny Torso: GO
Jonny Torso: FTA
Jonny Torso: GTA
<TBC> Linx: zelda
<TBC> Linx: haha
Jonny Torso: oh
<TBC> Linx: lego
Jonny Torso: ..
<TBC> Linx: wtf
Jonny Torso: I don't
Jonny Torso: care
Jonny Torso: at
<TBC> Linx: gay
Jonny Torso: all
Lucky: OH GODDAMMIT
STEEV: DO HOHO
CLaX: not weaboo enough
<TBC> Linx: woah woah woah
Illu: all of your disappoint?
Jonny Torso: WHERE IS MY FZERO
MASK de Smith: 's'
Illu: Rooskie
Patroclus Rex: FALCON
Illu: go cuddle with your waifus
<TBC> Linx: ign says zelda goes hd on wii U
Patroclus Rex: PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCH
CLaX: >nintendurr
CLaX: >dat gta radar
Jonny Torso: DEVELOPED BY ROCKSTAR
CLaX: >lego hookers
Lucky: INB4 THEY ANNOUNCE A PRICE
CLaX: shutupandtakemymoney.png
Lucky: inb4 it's more expensive than teh PS3 at launch
Patroclus Rex: EW FRENCH PEOPLE
Patroclus Rex: MAINLAND EUROPEANS
Patroclus Rex: EW
Shvitzel: SHOW VALVE
Shvitzel: DO EET
Jonny Torso: levine
Jonny Torso: LEVINE
Jonny Torso: BIOSHOCK
Jonny Torso: GIMME
STEEV: >hardcore console gaming experience
Shvitzel: YES
Shvitzel: YES
Jonny Torso: SPECTOR
STEEV: >HAHAHAAHAHHA
Patroclus Rex: >wife is asleep
Patroclus Rex: >play a game
Jonny Torso: o
Jonny Torso: ok
Patroclus Rex: this guy doesn't get it
Jonny Torso: darksiders
Jonny Torso: BATMAN
Patroclus Rex: ARKHAM CITY
Jonny Torso: PORTS
Jonny Torso: YES
<TBC> Linx: olhhhh shiiiiiiit
CLaX: dude what
CLaX: >Nintendo
CLaX: >HD graphics
Jonny Torso: >new system
Jonny Torso: you high?
Lucky: assassins creed
Jonny Torso: XD
Lucky: TO BAD IT CAME OUT LIKE THREE YEARS AGO
Jonny Torso: >probably a new one
<TBC> Linx: srsly
Patroclus Rex: yes but lucky
Patroclus Rex: BATMAN
Jonny Torso: looks shitty
CLaX: >next gen
CLaX: nope.jpg
Jonny Torso: maybe it'll actually play games at 720p
Jonny Torso: unliek
Jonny Torso: 360 and ps3
Lucky: dirt?
Jonny Torso: XD
Lucky: yup
Patroclus Rex: ALIEN
Jonny Torso: aliens
Jonny Torso: ok
Jonny Torso: want
Patroclus Rex: yes
Patroclus Rex: YES
Jonny Torso: ...
Jonny Torso: isn't ghost recon onlien free?
Jonny Torso: on pc?
Lucky: so
CLaX: >my face this feels like E3 2007
Patroclus Rex: zombie goast
Lucky: maybe decent online play ths time
Jonny Torso: METRO
Jonny Torso: METRO
Jonny Torso: METRO
CLaX: when*
Jonny Torso: OH
Jonny Torso: MY
Jonny Torso: GOD
Jonny Torso: FUCK YEAR
Jonny Torso: METRO
Jonny Torso: ok metro on this thing looks like 50x better than it does on 360
Patroclus Rex: WHAT
Lucky: WEEABOOOOOS TEKKEN
CLaX: dohoho
Patroclus Rex: WHAT WAS THAT
Patroclus Rex: THE SAW GUY
Shvitzel: Why new Tekkens all of a sudden?
Jonny Torso: NINJA GAIDEN
Jonny Torso: WHAT
Lucky: CALLED IT
Patroclus Rex: draw Saw on your guy's face on Tekken
Patroclus Rex: ninja GAYden
Lucky: OH HOT SHIT
Jonny Torso: GORE
Jonny Torso: WAHT
Lucky: YES
Lucky: DO WANT
Jonny Torso: DON'T STOP
Jonny Torso: D:
Lucky: awww
Jonny Torso: Where's retro
Jonny Torso: where
Jonny Torso: is
Jonny Torso: retro
Lucky: I liked where that went
Patroclus Rex: where
Patroclus Rex: is
Patroclus Rex: MY LITTLE PONY
Lucky: get out
Patroclus Rex: THE VIDEO GAME
Patroclus Rex: nah someone's making an MLP fighting game anyway
Jonny Torso: battlefield?
Jonny Torso: ehhhhhhhhhhh?
Lucky: uummmmm
Jonny Torso: battlefield multiplayer?
Jonny Torso: ehhhhhhhhhhhhhh?
Patroclus Rex: EA SPORTS
Lucky: Iwata-san
Patroclus Rex: IT'S IN THE GAME
Jonny Torso: BATTLEFIELD
Lucky: lol
Jonny Torso: dead space
Jonny Torso: mass effect
Lucky: MASS EFF3ECT
Lucky: DEAD SPACE
Lucky: DRAGON AGE
Shvitzel: This guy seems a lot more confident at this conferences than his own
Lucky: WAT
Patroclus Rex: ASS DEFECT
CLaX: >MADDEN
CLaX: u mad bro
Patroclus Rex: u madden
Jonny Torso: >looks exactly like 360
Lucky: john MADDEN
Lucky: 999
STEEV: IMAGINE PLAYING FOOTBALL
Lucky: 999
Lucky: 999
Lucky: 999
Lucky: 999
Lucky: 999
CLaX: aeiou
Lucky: 999
STEEV: ONA HUGE-ASS BLOCK OF A CONTROLLER
Lucky: AEIOU
Patroclus Rex: FOOTBALL
Lucky: UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
CLaX: aw hell no
Jonny Torso: oh lol
Jonny Torso: battlefield
Patroclus Rex: HERE SOMES ANOTHER CHINESE EARTHQUAKE
Jonny Torso: OPEN
Jonny Torso: ONLINE
Patroclus Rex: BRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBR
Lucky: frostbite you say
Jonny Torso: online isn't shit?
Jonny Torso: what
STEEV: This
STEEV: is going to be
Patroclus Rex: HARRY POTTER
STEEV: way
Patroclus Rex: YES
STEEV: more expensive
Lucky: YOU'RE A WIZARD HARRY
STEEV: than a ps3
Lucky: ^
Jonny Torso: only the controllers
Patroclus Rex: SIIIIIIIIMS
STEEV: THE CONTROLLERS COUNT
Lucky: oh shit
CLaX: So what about all the overweight housewives?
Jonny Torso: lol
Lucky: Army of two
CLaX: Wii Fit + Battlefield
Jonny Torso: DUDE BRO SHOOTERS
Illu: WE DON'
Illu: T WAT
Illu: ...
Illu: WE DON'T WANT YOUR FETISH ROOSKIE
Jonny Torso: ds is dead
Jonny Torso: wii is dead
CLaX: >imagine awesome graphics on a nintendo system
Illu: lol'd
Illu: nope
Patroclus Rex: >this morning
Patroclus Rex: 6pm here
CLaX: >we're not saying they're coming
CLaX: >but imagine
Patroclus Rex: your move Reggie
<TBC> Linx: each are just a half step up
CLaX: that is all
Jonny Torso: 360 games
Jonny Torso: will now run at stable framerates
Jonny Torso: at 720p
Jonny Torso: on wiiu
STEEV: THEY ALREADY DO
STEEV: ON MY FUCKING PC
CLaX: >IPad for the poor
Lucky: WIIU MORE LIKE WIIFU
Jonny Torso: lawl
Patroclus Rex: MAI WIIFU
STEEV: WEEUBOO
Lucky: DON'T TALK SHIT BOUT MAH WIIFU
STEEV: WIIUBOO
Illu: get out
Lucky was kicked by Illu.
CLaX: lol'd
Jonny Torso: lol
Patroclus Rex: so what basically happened was
Patroclus Rex: fluctuation
Patroclus Rex: everywhere
Jonny Torso: show me more zelda screenshots
CLaX: derp remakes
Patroclus Rex: that was up and down like Lucky's mom
Shvitzel: ^xD
Jonny Torso: except at the 360 booth
STEEV: ITT NINTENDO SETS OUT TO BEAT XBOX 1 AT MOST RETARDED HUGE CONTROLLER
Jonny Torso: minus kinect
CLaX: >take Dreamcast controller
CLaX: >make derpier
STEEV: ^THIS
CLaX: itprintsmoney.tiff
Jonny Torso: itff
Jonny Torso: lol
Shvitzel: Lots of games on there they didn't mention
<TBC> Linx left chat.
Shvitzel: Like new Kirby, Animal Crossing, etc.
Patroclus Rex: Pokemon Grey
Lucky entered chat.
Patroclus Rex: and 3rd gen remakes
Lucky: fagget
STEEV: ^mad
Lucky was kicked by Shvitzel.
STEEV: XD
Jonny Torso: nintendo - 5 years behind.
BUT WE HAVE A SICK NEW CONTROLLER BROS.
Lucky entered chat.
Shvitzel: Haters gonna hate
STEEV: Sane people gonna not buy
Jonny Torso: probably will buy
Jonny Torso: <.<
Jonny Torso: >.>
CLaX: >buying consoles
Jonny Torso: not at launch
Patroclus Rex: i just torrent consoles
STEEV: IT WILL HAVE ABTTLEFIELD
Patroclus Rex: who buys anything anymore
STEEV: SO ECITE
Shvitzel: Wat is thsi pirate arrow shit?
CLaX: YOU WOULDN'T DOWNLOAD A CONSOLE
STEEV: PIRRRRRATE ARRROOOOOOS
STEEV: YOU WOULDNT DOWNLOAD A STRIPPER
STEEV: OH
STEEV: WAIT
STEEV: YOU WOULD
Jonny Torso: watching this thing
Shvitzel: Curious for media reactions
Jonny Torso: it still has jaggies
Patroclus Rex: i torrent my food instead of going to buy groceries
Jonny Torso: up the ass
Jonny Torso: Ken Levine
Jonny Torso: likes it
Jonny Torso: intrigued
STEEV: WHERE WAS TRIBES
Shvitzel: It's still at least a year, probably a year and a half until launch
Illu: TRIBES:
Illu: WII U EXCLUSIVE
Shvitzel: Who knows how long anyone has been developing for it
Lucky: well
Jonny Torso: TRIBES IS DEAD
CLaX: Enough of this, I'm gonna go rewatch Battlefield 3 footage
STEEV: Yeah, it's official. Prey 2 wins E3.
Lucky: it was more interesting then Sony's and Microsofts
CLaX: Oh, by the way - hi everybody, my name is Rooskie
Jonny Torso: they've been developing for it since 2005
STEEV: BAttlefield 3 is just CoD.
Jonny Torso: when the 360 came out
Illu: welp
Illu: I have infinity work to do today
Illu: so
Illu: bye
CLaX left chat.
Shvitzel: I have term papers to write
Jonny Torso: but
Jonny Torso: but
Jonny Torso: wiimedia.ign.com/wii/image/article/117/1173486/ZeldaInline_1307462428.jpg
Shvitzel: adios
STEEV: gtfo zelda
Lucky: metroid muisic
STEEV: What did epic announce?
STEEV: Anyone?
Shvitzel left chat.
STEEV: JONNY
STEEV: WHAT EPIC ANNOUNCe
Lucky: wait
Lucky: I can see the system
Lucky: it's the same size as teh wii
Lucky: wat
STEEV: zzzzz
Patroclus Rex: is it still going? i stopped watching 10 minutes ago
STEEV: So you'll still be able to fit it up your anus. We all care so much.
Patroclus Rex: i care
Jonny Torso: it's still going'
Patroclus Rex: i really do
Jonny Torso: 360 mini
Patroclus Rex: did anything good happen in the last 10 minutes
Jonny Torso: um
Jonny Torso: after the conference was over?
Jonny Torso: basically?
STEEV: YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE, EVERYONE
Jonny Torso: EA showed battlefield
Jonny Torso: lol
STEEV: EXHIBIT 1:
STEEV: www.rockpapershotgun.com/images/11/june/skypost1.jpg
STEEV: EXHIBIT 2:
STEEV: www.rockpapershotgun.com/images/11/june/magpost1.jpg
Patroclus Rex: SKYRIMMING
Jonny Torso: oh lol
Patroclus Rex: nice
STEEV: Their booths are right next to each other at E3.
Patroclus Rex: GEARING UP FOR A FLAME WAR ON FACEBOOK
Patroclus Rex: i made a status and now Lucky is fighting some guy
STEEV: lol'd
Illu left chat.
Lucky: oh
Lucky: hi
Lucky: ya
Lucky: who is that/
Lucky: and
Patroclus Rex: some guy from school
Lucky: you know it's true
Patroclus Rex: he's an asspie i think
Lucky: That was totally better than Sony's and Microsofts
Patroclus Rex: yes
STEEV: That is totally not saying much
Patroclus Rex: yes
Patroclus Rex: but still
Jonny Torso: I dunno
Jonny Torso: I think
Jonny Torso: sony had a better one
Jonny Torso: honestly
Lucky: nope
Jonny Torso: if the vita cost more
Jonny Torso: then yeah
Jonny Torso: I'd say nitendno wone
Jonny Torso: won
Jonny Torso: but
Jonny Torso: still
Jonny Torso: ugh
Lucky: this thing is going to cost both testicles
Patroclus Rex: no
STEEV: YEah
Patroclus Rex: it's going to ost three
STEEV: Um
STEEV: Prey 2 is winnar of E3.
Jonny Torso: link me again to why?
Patroclus Rex: no dude Arkham City is the best thing ever
STEEV: one second
Patroclus Rex: playable Catwoman
STEEV: www.youtube.com/watch?v=5h2TkpFEsn8
Patroclus Rex: furries errwhere
STEEV: Awesome trailer
STEEV: www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SD6-YotryY&feature=player_embedded
Lucky: kotaku.com/5809432/atlus-king-of-fighters-xiii-news-is-an-excellent-reason-to-look-at-mai/gallery/1
Lucky: yup
STEEV: Awesome gameplay
Lucky: that's atlus allright
Lucky: Patty he mad
Patroclus Rex: keep it up
Jonny Torso: prey 2 looks pretty hawt
STEEV: Open world
STEEV: sandboxy
STEEV: Deus Ex meets Mirror's edge meets Star Wars: Bounty Hunter
Patroclus Rex: open world
Patroclus Rex: Batman
Jonny Torso: m_-
STEEV: Not gonna lie
Jonny Torso: batman
Jonny Torso: will be epic
Jonny Torso: but
Patroclus Rex: BATMAN
Jonny Torso: hey guess what
STEEV: arkham city looks win
Jonny Torso: IT'LL BE OUT ON EVERYTHING ELSE IN LIKE A FEW MONTSH
Jonny Torso: still
Jonny Torso: I will sell my kidney from metroid prime hd
Lucky: I would too
Jonny Torso: also
Jonny Torso: that bird thing
Jonny Torso: couldn't tell
STEEV: yeah
Jonny Torso: exactly how much better it was than 360
STEEV: ^This
Patroclus Rex: wait a minute
Jonny Torso: the more honorable route
Jonny Torso: by bribing
Jonny Torso: lol
Patroclus Rex: Xbox Live is getting Bing
Patroclus Rex: OH BOY
Jonny Torso: more important
Jonny Torso: ly
Jonny Torso: it'll look like the zune software
Jonny Torso: instead of the horse shit they have now
Lucky: alright I'm bored now
Lucky: gonna shoot things
STEEV: lol
Lucky: GODDAMMIT
STEEV: mad?
Jonny Torso: ok
Jonny Torso: this console
Jonny Torso: could be like
Jonny Torso: $200
Jonny Torso: then I'd buy
Jonny Torso: lol
STEEV: Yeah, at the point, I might be tempted
Jonny Torso: >all sony needs to do is release a firmware update and the psv can do the exact same thing as the wii U
STEEV: WAIt
STEEV: Did they ever say anything about the console running more than one Wii U remote?
STEEV: Because we kept seeing one wii u remote, and a bunch of nunchucks
STEEV: Starting to wonder if it'll even support more than one.
Jonny Torso: they had 1 wii U thing
Jonny Torso: and the 4 wii controllers
Jonny Torso: so
Jonny Torso: it has at least support for 5 bluetooth devices
Patroclus Rex: got to go eat
STEEV: yeah
Patroclus Rex: BYE
STEEV: but
STEEV: Will it support streaming to 5 screens?
Jonny Torso: lol, see ya
Jonny Torso: I doubt 5
Jonny Torso: the games they showed streaming looked pretty shitty
Patroclus Rex disconnected.
Jonny Torso: My guess is it'll be the same as any splitscreen paly
Jonny Torso: worse graphics
Jonny Torso: thoguh
Jonny Torso: I doubt that little screen is HD
Jonny Torso: so
Jonny Torso: yeah
Jonny Torso: I'm still just baffled they didn't have a trailer for Zelda on the Wii
Jonny Torso: they had like
Jonny Torso: 5 seconds
Jonny Torso: of footage
Jonny Torso: no demos
Jonny Torso: stealth announced mario party 9
Jonny Torso: after
Jonny Torso: but
Jonny Torso: whatever
STEEV: heh
STEEV: been a long, long time since I've played mario party.
Jonny Torso: inorite?
Jonny Torso: sincel ike
Jonny Torso: N634
Jonny Torso: n64
Jonny Torso: too
Jonny Torso: kotaku.com/5808706/weve-played-nintendos-new-wii-u-the-next+generation-of-motion-control boom
Jonny Torso: OH
Jonny Torso: THAT ZELDA
Jonny Torso: WAS REAL TIME
STEEV: owut
Jonny Torso: kotaku
Jonny Torso: well
Jonny Torso: it wasn't playable
Jonny Torso: but it was like one of those things where you could move around the camera
STEEV: ahh
STEEV: I'm not a big johnny cash fan
STEEV: but
STEEV: that trailer
STEEV: sexy
Jonny Torso: www.nintendo.co.jp/n10/e3_2011/04/zelda_skyward_sword/index.html
Jonny Torso: zelda trailer
Jonny Torso: OH
Jonny Torso: MY
Jonny Torso: GOD
Jonny Torso: h5.abload.de/img/untitled-1h886r8gc.jpg
Jonny Torso: REAL TIME
Jonny Torso: IT HAS JAGGIES
STEEV: lol
Jonny Torso: >1080p version
Jonny Torso: h5.abload.de/img/untitled-1h886.jpg
Jonny Torso: looks
Jonny Torso: al ot less impressive
Jonny Torso: not sure if blown up
Jonny Torso: or just not good
STEEV: eh
STEEV: I could live with it
Jonny Torso: www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=432939
Jonny Torso: Dev of Darksiders says it's way more powerful than what darksiders 2 shows
Jonny Torso: ...
STEEV: Hmm
Jonny Torso: Wii U doesn't have a harddrive
Jonny Torso: it has internal flash
Jonny Torso: but also support for USB harddrives
STEEV: Hmm
Jonny Torso: >inb4shitgetshackedrealfast
STEEV: lol
STEEV: Probably
Jonny Torso: still though
Jonny Torso: bioshock infine probably on this
Jonny Torso: m_-
STEEV: >first person
STEEV: I'll stick to PC for that one
Jonny Torso: true
Jonny Torso: though
Jonny Torso: would like to play on shitter
Jonny Torso: OH
Jonny Torso: FUCK
Jonny Torso: LIVE ZELDA DEMO COMING
Jonny Torso: www.gametrailers.com/netstorage/e3/e3-live.html
Jonny Torso: ...dunno if SS or HD
Jonny Torso: circle pads
Jonny Torso: circle
Jonny Torso: pads
Jonny Torso: NOT
Jonny Torso: ANALOG
Jonny Torso: STICKS
Jonny Torso: WHAT
Jonny Torso: IS
Jonny Torso: NO
STEEV: WOT
Jonny Torso: looks
Jonny Torso: better than the 3DS ones
Jonny Torso: but
Jonny Torso: still
Jonny Torso: ...
Jonny Torso: www.ign.com/videos/2011/06/07/e3-2011-zelda-wii-u-gameplay-clip
Jonny Torso: and yet
Jonny Torso: they do this
STEEV: hurr durr
STEEV: inb4 skyward sword is a dogfighting game
Jonny Torso: why
Jonny Torso: are they squishing it
STEEV: BEAUSE BURRRDS
Lucky: I WOULD BE OK WITH THAT
Jonny Torso: you can tell by the UI
Jonny Torso: that it's supposed to be widescreen
Jonny Torso: yet
Jonny Torso: they squish
Lucky: pew pew
STEEV: poo poo
STEEV: >WII U does not have blu-ray
STEEV: mfw
Lucky: does it even have DVD playback?
Lucky: well
Lucky: guess it doesn't actually matter
Lucky: cause netflix
Jonny Torso: >proprietary discs
Jonny Torso: so
Jonny Torso: probably not
Lucky: they announce a price yet?
STEEV: DISCS WERE 12CM
STEEV: THAT IS STANDARD SIZE
Jonny Torso: yeah
Jonny Torso: but they were just interviewed
Jonny Torso: said disc size wouldn't be a problem
Jonny Torso: er
Jonny Torso: capacity
Jonny Torso: ...
Jonny Torso: So hopefully 20GB at least
Jonny Torso: because
Jonny Torso: LA noir
Jonny Torso: is
Jonny Torso: 3 discs on 360
Jonny Torso: fuck that
Jonny Torso: so is rage?
Jonny Torso: www.joystiq.com/2011/06/07/ubisoft-developing-hardcore-fps-exclusively-for-wii-u-four-ot/
Jonny Torso: RED STEEL 3
Jonny Torso: ...my guess
Jonny Torso: controller
Jonny Torso: is
Jonny Torso: single touch
Jonny Torso: what
Jonny Torso: IBM tells us that within the Wii U there's a 45nm custom chip with "a lot" of embedded DRAM. It's a silicon on insulator design and packs the same processor technology found in Watson, the supercomputer that bested a couple of meatbags on Jeopardy awhile back
Jonny Torso: LOLWUT
Lucky: Skynet
Lucky: calling it
Jonny Torso: watson CPU
Jonny Torso: in
Jonny Torso: what
Jonny Torso: also
Jonny Torso: www.youtube.com/watch?v=ur3X5_es6Ag
Jonny Torso: paper mario 3ds
Jonny Torso: new trailer
Lucky: DO WANT
Jonny Torso: www.engadget.com/2011/06/07/ibm-puts-watsons-brains-in-nintendo-wii-u/
Jonny Torso: IT'S ALL OVER MAN
Jonny Torso: GAME OVER
Lucky: yup we're dead
Jonny Torso: flying bird demo also real time
Jonny Torso: oh
Jonny Torso: direct feed trailer of 3rd party wiiu games
Jonny Torso: darksiders appears to be at like 45fps
Jonny Torso: OH
Jonny Torso: MY
Jonny Torso: GOD
Jonny Torso: METRO IS 60FPS
City Slicker Saint left chat.
Jonny Torso: I still
Jonny Torso: can't believe
Jonny Torso: metro is 60fps
Jonny Torso: I play that game
Jonny Torso: at 24 on my PC
Jonny Torso: www.abload.de/img/zelda31n0j.gif
STEEV: hmm
STEEV: Not entirely sure I buy this
STEEV: Can't be running that fast with same settings.
STEEV: Unless WTFZOMGBBQ optimization since metro 1
Jonny Torso: possible
Jonny Torso: probably not
Jonny Torso: but
Jonny Torso: watching teh video again
Jonny Torso: it looks GREAT
STEEV: Inb4 not running same shaders
Jonny Torso: HOLY COCKS VIDEO OF ZELDA
STEEV: Hmm.
Lucky: I just realized
Lucky: WiiU
Lucky: is the same sound that King Zora makes when he scoots over
STEEV: . . .
STEEV: die in a fire
Lucky: also this
Lucky: www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JElywbkSbY&feature=player_embedded
Jonny Torso: oh
Jonny Torso: god
Jonny Torso: I forgot about this movie
Lucky: WIIUWIIUWIIUWIIUWIIUWIIUWIIUWIIUWIIU
STEEV: Die
STEEV: In a fire
Lucky: WIIUWIIUWIIUWIIUWIIUWIIUWIIUWIIUWIIUWIIUWIIUWIIUWIIUWIIUWIIUWIIUWIIUWIIU
Lucky: I'll take a pound of nuts
Jonny Torso: OH
Jonny Torso: GOD
Jonny Torso: Remember that bird tech demo?
Jonny Torso: Unreal did that
STEEV: Yeah
STEEV: looked like it
Jonny Torso: er
Jonny Torso: epic
Jonny Torso: man
Jonny Torso: I wanna see if that shit's on nintendo's website
Jonny Torso: see if it's 60fps
Jonny Torso: because if it is
Jonny Torso: like the 3rd UE3 game that's 60fps on consoles
STEEV: www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pNOxynC1Dc&feature=relmfu
STEEV: GODDAMN FROSTBITE ENGINE
STEEV: SO
STEEV: SEXY
STEEV: GIVE ME THE GODDAMN DEV TOOLS
Jonny Torso: lol
Jonny Torso: ...gonna be pissed when Wii U version runs better than my current PC
Jonny Torso: well
Jonny Torso: maybe not
STEEV: Then
STEEV: Spend less than cost of Wii U
Jonny Torso: DICE usually optimized it
STEEV: upgrade computer
STEEV: then they mad
Jonny Torso: nope
Jonny Torso: My CPU is probably going to start holding me back pretty soon
Jonny Torso: upgrade would entail new mobo, ram, and cpu
Jonny Torso: ...probs videocard
Jonny Torso: Keep the case and HDD thoguh
Jonny Torso: xD
STEEV: I'm still running my 9800 GTX+
STEEV: and it is still kicking the teeth out of games
STEEV: on a 2.2ghz quad core intel
STEEV: With 4 gigs of DDr2
Jonny Torso: 2.2
Jonny Torso: how
Jonny Torso: the fuck
Jonny Torso: shit's slow man
Jonny Torso: XD
STEEV: lol
Jonny Torso: OVERCLOCK IT
STEEV: Why?
Jonny Torso: mine was 2.4
STEEV: runs errything great
Jonny Torso: is now 3.3
Jonny Torso: IT CAN RUN EVERYTHING GREATER
Jonny Torso: also
STEEV: STUFF IS AT MAX SETTINGS
Jonny Torso: play games at 1920x1200
Jonny Torso: XD
STEEV: Monitor is 1680*1050
STEEV:
Jonny Torso: ...
Jonny Torso: ok
Jonny Torso: buy metro then
Jonny Torso: lol
Jonny Torso: or stalker
Jonny Torso: you're still on xp
STEEV: Have stalker
Jonny Torso: aren't you?
STEEV: Nope, 7
Jonny Torso: which stalker?
STEEV: First
STEEV: Still haven't played it
Jonny Torso: that game's like 4 or 5 years old
Jonny Torso: XD
Jonny Torso: complete mod that shit
Jonny Torso: play it
Jonny Torso: or
Jonny Torso: get pripyat
Jonny Torso: complete mod
Jonny Torso: OH MY GOD GORGOUS
STEEV: Tempted.
STEEV: Could SLI my video card for like $70.
Jonny Torso: ew
Jonny Torso: Sli
Jonny Torso: >microstuttering
STEEV: only in AFR mode
Jonny Torso: HD video of the bird demo on gametrailers
Jonny Torso: yep
Jonny Torso: totally UE
STEEV: <3 UE3
STEEV: Best released engine.
Jonny Torso: some aliasing
Jonny Torso: >cryengine 2
Jonny Torso: would say 3
Jonny Torso: but
Jonny Torso: smaller environments
STEEV: Eh.
Jonny Torso: Goddamn
Jonny Torso: yeah
STEEV: Cryengine feels a little lacking in the weight department.
STEEV: Very good looking.
STEEV: But. . . idk. Feels off.
Jonny Torso: this video is using some of the new stuff they added in that crazy ass UE3 demo
STEEV: lol
Jonny Torso: mostly that depth of field
STEEV: Really liking the lighting and reflection stuff they weere showing off.
Jonny Torso: I just want that to be an actual game
Jonny Torso: but
Jonny Torso: 3 GTX 580's
Jonny Torso: lol $1500 of gpu
STEEV: hurr
Jonny Torso: to run that demo
Jonny Torso: at 1080p
Jonny Torso: 3 gtx 580's
Jonny Torso: granted it was like
Jonny Torso: super next gen
Jonny Torso: but damn
Jonny Torso: wii.ign.com/articles/117/1173582p1.html
Jonny Torso: oh
Jonny Torso: they are real analog sticks
Jonny Torso: thank god
Jonny Torso: www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUJFNpPVtbE
Jonny Torso: jeremy parish
Jonny Torso: the only game journalist I trust
Jonny Torso: XD
Jonny Torso: even though he plays half life with a mouse in his left hand despite being right handed
Jonny Torso: ....
STEEV: WAT
STEEV: THAT MAKES NO SENSE
Jonny Torso: >started playing FPS's with doom
Jonny Torso: number keys
Jonny Torso: OH THANK GOD IT HAS AN HDMI PORT
Jonny Torso: If anyone were to not in this day and age
Jonny Torso: it would be nintendo
Jonny Torso: STEEV
Jonny Torso: www.ustream.tv/battlefield3
Jonny Torso: BATTLEFIELD 3 LIVE DEMO
STEEV: Yeah.
STEEV: Waiting for it to start.
Jonny Torso: they be trollan
STEEV: I'm crysing inside for the lack of Mod tools though. . .
STEEV: Also crying
STEEV: i mean
STEEV: goddamn
STEEV: the destruction
STEEV: is so
STEEV: sexy
STEEV: if half as good as trailers show
STEEV: then sex
STEEV: But
STEEV: stupid game will be 50% snipers
Jonny Torso: lol
STEEV: huge maps guarantee this
STEEV: Other 50% in tanks
STEEV: le sigh of sadness
STEEV: STREAM ONLINE, SHOWING NOTHING NEW YET
STEEV: Wheeeeee
STEEV: Well
STEEV: Guys they're talking to now are both ex-mil, so
STEEV: nice
STEEV: but
STEEV: on to the game?
Jonny Torso: oh really now
STEEV: And now the tank footage again
Jonny Torso: single player
Jonny Torso: again
STEEV: >point targeting laser for A-10's at launchers in back of base
STEEV: >A-10 strafes tanks in front of base
STEEV: SURPRISINGLY REALISTIC
Jonny Torso: this
Jonny Torso: is old footage
Jonny Torso: that you were bitching about last night
Jonny Torso: isn't it?
STEEV: Something like that
STEEV: It's really not that bad.
STEEV: But. . . .
Jonny Torso: >literally 100 degrees out
Jonny Torso: >roommate asks if I wanna go to the beach
Jonny Torso: m
